The Handyman

Was expecting a B grade movie, got a Z grade.

Acting more wooden than a pinnochio family reunion. Seen better adverts.

Even string puppets are more animated than the actors on this movie.

I have never reviewed a movie before, but this only got me inspired to write one because it is so bad.

Think 'home alone' with adults done badly.

Despite my initial enthusiasm, I found the movie to be exceptionally tedious throughout.

The acting, while not subpar, lacked depth and authenticity. The director's sole focus seemed to be on capturing the young lady during showers, resulting in a highly unprofessional and cringe-worthy filmmaking style.

The storyline is not only weak but also lacks direction. The dialogues convey a sense of disinterest and lack of commitment from both the actors and the director, as if they were merely going through the motions and hoping the shoot would conclude soon. I bet they were happy when it did.

Although I have never written a movie review before, I felt compelled to express my dissatisfaction due to the potential impact on the stakeholders' livelihoods. However, the film's poor quality compelled me to speak out.

It is imperative that everyone involved in the movie reevaluates their careers.

Wooden acting, poor script, badly choreographed fight scenes, a model car used in a scene where it is rolled and explodes, a model helicopter, people getting shot but no holes in clothing. The 'hero' cannot act, he is so bad he makes Steven Segal look like he had been classically trained.

Some films are so bad they are funny, this isn't even that.

Bad, just bad.

I knew it would not be good when I asked my husband what he put on and he said merely, "It's a new movie!" Then I realized I never heard of anyone in the movie. Bad vibes.

My husband likes bad action movies, but even he said this one was dumb. I only gave it two stars instead of one because he also thought it was unintentionally fun.

Started off pretty ok, had a good story idea but subpar acting, cheesy lines, and at one point I thought we were going to be watching a Porno with the way the director followed the young lady around no matter what she did. It's cringe. The further the show goes on the worst the acting gets and it just doesnt flow.