Sex Footage: Young Girls Home All Alone

Having watched some of his early (Vivid Video) work, I can see how B. Skow got a reputation as a quality pornographer, though the crappy work by most of the biggest names (you see them on TV gloating at the AVN awards ceremony) currently discounts "reps" radically. He's been doing some quite interesting features for Girlfriends Films of late, expanding their universe from strictly girl/girl to include boy/girl action too, but this project is strictly a bread-job in the gonzo world.

Premise proves to be extremely lame: four young beauties (Rack Jobber file under: Jail-bait) lolling around solo, apparently fantasizing some frenetic humping when (and if) a guy arrives. Subtlety of my description is lost early on in the lengthy junker, as it plays merely like a guy arriving and humping, the fantasy element itself a phantasm and not actually depicted or suggested on-screen.

The title is therefore both honest ("sex footage" -how generic can you get?) and misleading (no femme version of Macauley Culkin antics transpires -it's dull, dull, dull).

There's one busty babe in the bunch: the mulatto girl Cassidy Banks, who gets serviced by Anthony Rosano. All the guys were once young heart-throbs in porn but are getting long in the tooth, particularly Tommy Pistol pushing 40. His acting or whatever one could call it is p*ss-poor opposite the delightful Alexis Adams, she being the biggest femme star in the show.

With a title suggesting a lazy afternoon, what Skow delivers is pointless filler that, unlike his usual output, is as much a waste of time as any of those 4-hour random footage compilations (see labels like Leisure Time and Barracuda). For shame.