Bible Town

My wife checked this out from the library. Now our kids are afraid of the Bible.

The animation is terrible. The writing is awful. Our kids think it's a comedy.

No seriously, it would, as this feels like a movie that was rushed to get on the market. Watching this, I see this was made outside the U. S. as the English voice lines do not sync with the lip movements of the characters, which is lazy as all it could take is to redo the lip movements to match the language. Also, the characters used are not designed well, and when they tell bible stories, they either don't show images related to the bible story, or if they do, are way out of sync with the voice acting. There is no excuse for releasing an English dub of any animation in this state, and Bible Town just proves itself as a lazy attempt made to earn a quick buck off unsuspecting Christian families looking for Bible videos for the kids.

I hear them crawling in the walls at night. I wake up in a cold sweat to the sound of giggling "Tell us another story!" I run out of the room. Splash cold water on my face. Then look up into the mirror and for a moment I swear my eyes look cold and hollow, like voids staring into the pits of hell themselves. I run outside in a panic, trembling as my heart pounds. Maybe some fresh air will help. But to my horror, as I gaze up into the clouds, a single hot air balloon passes above me. I know now that there is no escape. This was Bible Town all along. We are all Bible Town. Our memories are fake. Simple delusions we have created to escape the reality that there is no true life outside of this hell inhabited by plastic soulless children who feed on the sanity of humans like you and me.

This movie has some of the worst animation I have seen in a movie. The plot is the following: Three kids get a big ass hot air balloon. They travel to Bible Town, while telling every single story in the bible. When they get to the town, they listen to more stories for 10 minutes, and that's it. You might as well read the bible instead of watching this movie.

I've seen some bad movies, but WHOA! This is absolutely mindblowing!

Plot: none, just a bunch of lobotomites regurgitating bible stories Characters: glass-eyed drooling lobotomites Voice-acting: souless, atrocious with the third kid being barely audible Assets: random stock models for 5% each Lip synching: the what now?

Christians, dont fall for this! You deserve better!