Killer Raccoons 2: Dark Christmas in the Dark

I should have known from the moment I was reading the title - this is going to be a huge disaster. Wasted time. Zero stars.

I'm not a critic, I know this is not a good movie but I leave it 6 stars for one simple reason, it makes me laugh. I know this movie is poorly made on purpose but it still made me laugh and seemed absurd, thinking that they used mummified raccoons and rented the train makes me think it looks like a school project.

I think it's a little funny that so many people really wanted to act for this movie, I also find it funny how badly everything is edited, the shots, the fire, the blood, everything is poorly edited as if it had all been done by a 14 year old child. Using filmora 7. But despite everything I did laugh and I watched it with my friends one afternoon looking for horror movies to scare us, but we discovered this movie and we all watched it together.

I really don't know what else to say.

Absolutely splendid movie. 10/10 would watch again and it's one of my favorites.

Now this is how you revisit a cult movie years later!

Ho ho ho, the racoons have machine guns now.

Following up ten years after the first film Casey Smallwood, who used to be named Ty Smallwood but changed it to Casey Smallwood but you can call him Ty, is on a train with the sister of the girl he lost his virginity to while she was tragically killed by raccoons. He's going to tell her sister everything but then the train is taken hostage by some militants working with a gun toting racoon army.

Looks like Casey, I mean Ty, I mean Casey (He looks so different now. It's like he's a new man) is going to have to kick some racoon a** again.

All the fun lines and characters are back in a sequel I can only describe as Sophmoric and Tasteless.