Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence

Zombie 90 is a zero budget "movie" made by German director Andreas schnaas. This is the guy who also has a movie series called violent S##t. This is one of those straight to video movies that were very common around this time where anyone could buy a camcorder and make a movie. The special effects arnt completely horrible but thanks to the awful lighting most of the time the blood looks like strawberry milk. I cant judge the dialog writing or acting because the dubbers obviously did not follow the script. At some points you can hear the dubbers LAUGHING. The intentionally bad dubbing is hilarious though and is the only redeeming factor of this movie in my opinion. And to top it off this movie has no ending.( You will have to see it to know what i mean). If you want a few laughs then i recommend this movie but if you want a serious horror movie look somewhere else.

This movie is not for everyone. Only those who enjoy really bad cinema will be able to extract enjoyment from this piece of excrement. The film has the appearance of something a couple of high school kids would do and then submit on youtube. The special effects are so awful that they are ridiculous. The blood is pink and foamy, looking much like a strawberry milkshake. That being said, the dubbing was hilarious. A white German guy that suppose to be a doctor of some type is dubbed to sound like a black guy using ebonics. His friend is dubbed to sound like a cheap imitation of Paul Lynde. A funny part is when the guy goes into the woods to "take a dump" with a pistol in hand. Another part is where the guy meets a zombie he thinks is Jimi Hendrix at the end. Really, really stupid! If you are in search of possibly the worst film ever made, this will certainly be on the short list.

A chemical spill is turning people into zombies. It's up to two doctor's to survive the epidemic. It's an Andreas Schnaas film so you know what the par for the course will be. Bad acting, horribly awful special effects, and no budget to speak of. The dubbing is ridiculous with a capital R and the saddest thing is that I feel compelled to write one word about this piece of excrement, much less the ten lines mandatory because of the guidelines placed on me by IMDb. My original review of merely one word: Crap wouldn't fly so I have to revise it and go more in to how bad it is. But I don't know if I can, so.. wait I think I may have enough words, or lines rather to make this review pass. Which is cool, I guess. So in summation: This movie sucks balls, don't watch it.

My Grade: F

Man, I've never seen a movie so unbelievably and extremely disgusting since who knows when. This has to rank as the ALL-TIME MOST DISGUSTING FILM EVER MADE IN MOVIE HISTORY, as well as the funniest. The gore, the killing, the acting, and the atrocious dubbing into English is incredibly horrible. The dubbing is so cheap that you'll see a nerdy looking doctor with the voice of a 70's pimp. The movie is about a military airplane carrying untested toxic chemicals that crashes into the forest, starting a brand new disease ("The Extreme Pestilence"), turning people into hideous looking zombies who'll eat any body part, sex organ or not, and internal organ they can get their hands on. The tagline says it all, "Guts, gore, splatter and more." This extremely gruesome and gory horror film is so terrible and funny that it has the corniest scene in movie history! A woman who is being pushed on a wheelchair by some guy while she's carrying her baby is attacked by a zombie and the zombie tears up the baby into little pieces, which you can easily tell is a doll filled with silly putty. This is as bad as horror movies can get!!!

I saw this yesterday and wow it is crazy!Very low budget bad and funny dub job so so much gore and splatter it a must see and must have for anyone that likes troma films,trash,gore,comedy!!Now I want to make my one zombi movie 8/10 its that crazy and yes its a horrabal movie!!