Wish Me Luck

Two words: Avalon Anders. This lovely blonde bombshell plays a "genie in a bottle" in this incredibly below average skin flick. The plot is very old and tired: Some nerd finds a bottle, out pops Jeanie (her name), and her job is to turn this nerd into the most popular guy on campus. Yeah, you've probably seen this one before. Don't pay to see this one, catch in on USA. It's decent to watch on a cold Saturday night.

I am covered in tumours awaiting a new form of therapy to hopefully resolve this issue. My Dr decided it would be a grand idea to screen the largest premiere of Wish Me Luck in the world, consisting of 4 people. Unfortunately for me this backfired in quite a dramatic way. The film began with an obscenely pleasant amount of full frontal nudity, for which I am a big fan. I was partially erect, but not too erect. Anyway, the film continued with a delusional foreign woman in a school who is clearly in her 30s. It went on for a bit, I actually slipped in and out of consciousness by this point because I was too busy being pumped with kerosene. The film continued a bit more and I saw some cats and a monkey. The monkey was my favourite moment. It ended far too late, where is seemed to slow the linearity of time. I am currently trapped awaiting the film to end. I began the film at approximately 8PM on a Monday, and I swear it is Wednesday now... In summary, don't bother.