Bikini Hotel

There's not much to say about this movie....really, there isn't. J.J. North plays a young woman who inherits an old, broken down hotel from her father. She's at a loss for ideas on how to keep the place out of the hands of the greedy developers across the way and make some money. Sound familiar? Yep, it's STSWB all over again. Out come the bikini-clad babes to work the desk and clean the rooms, and you've got an instant growing base of clients. Julie Strain has a supporting role here; every time I watch this movie I wonder what she was thinking when she signed on for it. She went from action-adventure Andy Sidaris movies to this?? Wow, what a step down!

Oh, one more thing.....don't miss the opening credits. The female cop is played by none other than famous exotic dancer Fantasia. She only appears at the very beginning and again at the very end, so don't miss her....but then again, how can you miss her? She gets one scene to shine, so she makes the most of it...she gives some lucky stiff a lap dance, bouncing and wiggling her F-cup breasts all around, then finally putting his head between them!

Other than that, it's a poor movie. See the opening credits, then go back to whatever you were doing beforehand.

Quite amateurish in a way but good clean T&A fun of the Bikini Car Wash Company variety but far more vivid. Girls of the Playboy/Penthouse variety. It has Stella Stevens in it (not bared) of all people.

The guy who made it seem to have fun doing so and their good humor shows itself.

It has a fun "Behind the Scenes item in the menu which is quite unusual for a film in this class, and it's very good too. Their "production facility" is worth the price of the film.

Gosh, what else is there to say? I bought it on DVD in a clearance bin for $2. It's nice to have a terrible skin flick like this for "bad cheesey-but-naked" movie night. This thing is totally sans plot development. It's hard to imagine dialog that's worse. The out-takes are fun, tho. The DVD is better than the video, I'd guess. :) The bonus materials are funny. I'm sure the cast had a good time making this, because they seemed like they were having fun. Heck, I'd be having fun hanging out with Julie Strain if she was naked. :)

Wow, I've seen some poor B movies before, but yikes. There is almost nothing redeeming about this film. Almost. There are lots of scantily clad women prancing around. Don't rent it. Tape it off Cinemax and watch on fast forward.

Looks like its written by a teenage boy with raging hormones ... none of the male actors are experienced and the females carry the load ... its more stupid than comical ... curiously, the female lead has a degree in hotel management and we all wonder why she didn't apply rather than her bountiful breasts