The stupid VHS feature "A Rear and Present Danger", reissued in 2008 with the title changing "Present" to "Pleasant" for the DVD box cover, turns out to be pretentiously serious, or trying to be serious. I couldn't believe that the great Adult filmmaker Anthony Spinelli and his less talented son Mitchell, could turn out something this bad.

Kaitlyn Ashley stars and looks really great in a non-story of Tom Byron as her ex, with him carrying a several-ton torch for her. After a lousy opening scene in a hotel room of Kaitlyn humping her current boyfriend Vince Vouyer, Tom spends the rest of the movie pining for and pestering Kaitlyn. The low point is him standing outside below her window yelling at her, channeling John Cusack, though he has no boombox. Just more ineptitude by Spinelli fils.

Other than this dumb, going nowhere central story, the movie consists of a running gag of hookers (call them escorts) doing outcall visits to Tom's room. He gets to have sex with two of them (Barbara Doll and Jordan Lee) while his buddy Jonathan Morgan, after a fight caused by Morgan belittling his pal's inability to forget about Kaitlyn, throws Tom out of his own home and finds his wallet left behind. He uses the high-denomination bills to pay various hookers who show up expecting to see Byron, played by Tess Newheart, Nikki Sinn and Stacy Nichols. I suppose this is supposed to be funny, but it's too silly a gimmick to work. Corny ending is just that, predictable and dumb.

And like many a porn title before it, the old and new title of the video both have nothing to do with the contents (other than the porn buzzword "Rear"), merely two choices of childish punning on the hit Harrison Ford movie released the year before.