Playboy: Sorority Girls

When I saw "Bustin' Out" I thought I had seen the best playboy video, but this one takes the cake. One girl is in the library, one in the laundrymat, one does yoga, one does the radio, two wash each other off in their dorm room, two tan in the outdoors, and three wash each other off right outside the sorority. Oh yeah, and did I mention, THEY'RE NAKED! That makes for an awesome video that's more fun than a human being should be allowed to have. If there's just one playboy video to get, get this one. Satisfaction will be guaranteed!

It's what separates them from the rest. Sure it's a guy thing. Sure I'm being an idiot and writing a comment for this, but what the heck. I don't actually like these per se because I like a movie with a story. If it has nudity in it then fine. But who cares when you've got humor mixed in with music in this smorgasborg of glee. Whatever you do, don't let yer girlfriend your engaged to see that you own one. Hopefully you can stop dreaming when you marry her anyway. ;)

A spectacular parade of young sorority gals in one of the hottest videos ever. There is never a dull moment, with one great vivid scene after the other. The camera techniques can get to be like the "NYPD Blue" camera, all jumping around and crazy, at times. However, this is the Playboy style-and it just adds to the precarious antics of these hot women. This movie does deserve a DEUCE for sure. Check it out. It is definately worth it.

Playboy sure loves their college / university ladies don't they? Standard intro montage with no silly narrator thankfully before title cards for the women featured. Their name / area of study / year of study and quote while some talk during this portion and some don't. The highlight? Jasmine's "I picked my major because I've been called crazy". Too bad this isn't one of Playboy's best efforts.

"Library" has a young lady (Lynn Velit) being watched by two guys. One at a desk and another thru a bookcase. There's a nice upskirt view of Lynn at the beginning when she bends over (purposely?) to get a book and we see her white thong panties / butt. Soon she's nude and every part of her body gets explored (7 mins). "Dorm life" is a meh girl/girl scene (Monica Rodecap, Jami Gilbert) about roommates (6 mins).

"Yoga" has the woman (Tiffany Turner) tell us in voiceover she does it to relax and help with her grades. Interestingly enough there's a yoga instructor credited at the end so either it's all made-up or they really wanted to nail the authenticity. Thankfully the scene has a good shot or two (4.5 mins). "Wet & Wild" is the obligatory pool scene duo (Sterling Dunn, Tracy George) with no hot action (5 mins). "Wash and Dry" racks up another Playboy laundromat lady (Shelly Jones) scene that didn't do much for me (6.5 mins).

"Teachers Pet" is best not viewed thru the lens of reality as a student (Jennifer Franco) strips for her male professor (4.5 mins). "Car Wash" has three ladies (Jasmine Iglesias, Laura Renner, Traci Cannon), but Traci gets the lion share of attention and it's well deserved (6 mins). "Lingerie" features busty ladies (Nicole Foster, Glorimar Abreau) & the blonde Glorimar is completely shaved. Only wish it had been longer with more of Nicole (3.5 mins).

"Live radio" wraps up the video as the host (Suzy Smith) gets callers wanting advice about their sex life as the Japanese beauty cups her breasts repeatedly and licks a nipple. Runs her breasts over the radio soundboard. Hands down her panties rubbing. Puts the microphone - which becomes a phallic symbol - between her breasts. The way she touches it, almost licks it. Some confident dancing around, striking poses her butt gets an A+ from me and she's got a real sexual energy. A great scene and the only one that features dialog (6 mins).

'Sorority Girls' suffers from an uneven presentation and many scenes that simply miss the mark. You'll watch something nice and hot only for it to be followed up by a segment that is lacking. The title begins and ends on good notes, but the extended portion left a lot to be desired. This school theme really seems be hit 'n miss for Playboy.