Morgan's Ferry

Much of this movie falls somewhere between GHOST (1990) and the more surreal INCUBUS (1965), without any of the supernaturalism.

An owner of a remote farm has her home invaded by three dangerous convicts. There are times when the innocent farm owner is fully aware of the three invaders, and there are times when she seems completely unaware of their menacing presence. Just like an advanced Alzheimer's patient, she seems to easily and frequently forget that she is surrounded by ill-tempered criminals. Weird or surreal -- take your pick.

I only checked this out because Henry Rollins has a lead role in it, and to be truthful, I didn't expect too much from plot other than a typical 'cons turn on each other for a violent climactic battle' kind of a deal. How wrong I was. The whole film plays out with a gentle whimsy evocative of the Waltons, or the great TV serialisation of The adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. They make good use of the 'deep south' setting, with no need for making out that the inhabitants are inbred cannibals or sodomites, the music score is perfect, and the performances across the board are solid. The story loses momentum around 2/3rds of the movie, but is replaced by a rather nicely done bitter/sweet ending.

Its never going to be considered a classic, cult or otherwise, but if you liked 'Crossroads' or the above TV shows I mentioned, or just want a well put together, unpretentious, engaging film, then you could do far, far worse.

Sam Pillsbury directs this drama about three escaped convicts that seek shelter in the home of a lonely southern woman(Kelly McGillis). She will give in to an extent, but she keeps her values and seems unconcerned about the unwanted guests on her farm. Billy Zane is very impressive. The other two convicts are played by Henry Rollins and Johnny Galecki. This movie offers nothing memorable, but is fine for a lazy day. My only qualm was realizing this is not the glamorous and sexy McGillis we fell in love with thirteen years earlier in TOP GUN. Even without makeup, she is a flawless actress.

This movie is bilge. There are times when I'll actually look for a bad movie on television; namely, when I'm cleaning house or updating my computer records, and I want to have some mindless rubbish playing in the background on TV: something just interesting enough to keep me from getting bored, but not interesting enough to command my attention and distract me from the drudgery I'm doing. Recently I had some drudge-work to do in New York City, and I switched on the goggle-box just in time to catch "Morgan's Ferry".

SPOILERS AHEAD. "Morgan's Ferry" is like the bastard stepchild of a one-night stand between two much better films: 'The Desperate Hours' and 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?'. I'm gobsmacked at how awful this movie is. Firstly, the movie is narrated by a voice-over which is meant to be the female protagonist ... only the voice-over is supplied by a different (older) actress, who is supposed to be the heroine looking back on these events from many years later. So we know, straight off, that she's not going to die. Bang goes the suspense angle, right there.

This movie takes place in the white-trash deep South, so the characters have cornpone names like Vonnie, Joe Ed, and Carlene. I kept expecting Meemaw and Peejo to show up. One character is named Parson Weems, which was also the name of the American historian who made up the story about George Washington's cherry tree. All the dialogue and narration in "Morgan's Ferry" is written in that horrible deep-South dialect. You've heard it in a hundred bad movies. Never say "I don't know" if you can say "I don't rightly know". Never ask someone how far away the next town is, if you can ask him how far he "reckons" it is.

There are some of those annoying sub-Faulkner Southern Gothic touches. The heroine's father dug a grave for her when she was born, and she's kept the grave lying open ever since because she knows she'll need it eventually. Anton Chekhov warned dramatists that they should never introduce a dramatic element (such as a loaded firearm) unless they intend to use it later in the plot line. Chekhov's rule is ignored here: the heroine's open grave is yawning at the beginning of the movie, and at the end of the movie it's still yawning. (And so are the audience.)

Sam, Monroe and Darcy are convicts who have escaped from a work farm. As in "O Brother, Where Art Thou?", the escapees are two morons and their handsome smooth-talking leader. As in 'The Desperate Hours', the three convicts hole up in someone's house, intending to lie doggo and take the occupants hostage. In this case, the house has only one occupant: Vonnie, played by Kelly McGillis in a one-note performance. Also as in 'The Desperate Hours', the stupidest of the three convicts strikes forth on his own and gets killed.

Roscoe Lee Browne used to be one of my favourite character actors. His performance in this movie is so bad, I'm tempted to forget all the fine performances he's given elsewhere. In this movie, he embodies one of my least favourite character clichés, one that has shown up in a lot of movies and TV shows in recent years: the po' old black man who jes' cain't hardly speak proper English but who is so incredibly dignified. I'm aware that, in segregation days, African-American menials were stigmatised (or worse) if they spoke proper English, but this movie takes place in the 1990s ... so why is Browne speaking like he jes' done ex-caped from a minstrel show?

The casting of Kelly McGillis as Vonnie is intriguing, for the wrong reason. After she starred in 'The Accused' (a drama about rape), McGillis spoke very courageously about an occasion in her offscreen life when she had been raped. In "Morgan's Ferry", she's alone in a remote house with three randy young men who just got out of prison and who are determined to intimidate her ... yet rape is never even mentioned, not even as a threat. This is implausible enough on its own, but the fact that Vonnie is played by an actress publicly known to be a rape victim just draws more attention to the lapse.

Annoyingly and implausibly, Vonnie has several opportunities to escape or to summon help, yet never does so. Very offensively and extremely implausibly, Vonnie becomes sexually attracted to the leader of the escapees: Sam, played by the petulant-looking Billy Zane. This plot turn makes "Morgan's Ferry" one of those ghastly movies (another is 'Three Days of the Condor') which tell male viewers that, if you take a woman hostage, she will eventually want to have sex with you. We never do learn the facts of Sam's criminal history; this is an obvious ploy to make him more sympathetic.

The film's title is nearly irrelevant. Morgan's Ferry is the place our three escapees are trying to reach: apparently if they can get to Morgan's Ferry, they've safely escaped. In our modern age of high-tech law enforcement, I couldn't believe this. The scriptwriter seems to be using Morgan's Ferry as a symbolic device, like Daisy Buchanan's green light: something the anti-hero longs to possess, but which he can never attain.

I got me a mess o' chitlin's an' hush puppies to eat right smart, so I ain't got no mo' time fo' this heah movie. I'll rate "Morgan's Ferry" one point out of 10. Now git!

Kelly McGillis' house is invaded by three prison escapees. they lock her up, but she escapes. Instead of running to the police, she goes and works in the garden and decides to get to know the boys. Who can blame her? This is a sexy trio. Particularly raunchy is Henry Rollins