Things Mommy Taught Me

Incest, fictionalized in the most innocent fashion, is a huge porn genre of late, but the real thing, or at least honest stories about the subject, are increasingly rare. This obscure video from 25 years back, reissued on DVD by Alpha Blue Archives, has a homemade look but delivers the goods.

That's because the real-life mother/daughter porn team of Delilah and her more famous offspring Sabrina Dawn appear together in a story tailored for them. Apart from the gimmicky twins having sex features by the likes of Carter Stevens and Paul Thomas, this is quite a novelty.

This was shot at the beginning of their careers, so it does have an amateur aspect. Story starts with Suzi's 18th birthday party, with mom giving her a huge vibrator as a present, and demonstrating its use -cuing a flashback of mom humping T.T. Boy.

Mom masturbates in front of Suzi and then in a very silly move, pulls a big cucumber out from under the pillow (!!?) to demonstrate sucking technique. Generally in porn movies a trip to the kitchen accompanies such materialization of vegetables or kielbasa.

Suzi fantasizes having sex with T.T. Boy, whose omnipresence here is seemingly to save money rather than creating a mom/kid rivalry for his affections subplot.

Things do get even chummier as mom & daughter masturbate side by side with vibrators.

A "Several Weeks Later" card on screen provides transition as Suzi discovers her own lesbian tendencies while reading "Hot Times" magazine and gazing at the femme models. She begins masturbating and Oriental beauty Saki arrives and watches her, then proselytizes about lesbian sex and shows Suzi a thing or two.

Afterward Saki shows our heroine a newspaper ad announcing auditions to appear in adult videos. Suzi suggests that she direct Saki in an audition tape to submit. She phones Milton (Sean Michaels) to appear in the video and then Suzi directs the duo in hot mixed-combo action, including deep throat of Sean's big dick and anal sex. Of course, Suzi directs while nude -isn't that normal procedure? Feature ends with Suzi, namely Sabrina Dawn, directly talking to the viewer, promising a sequel, an idle threat.

Though mom & Sabrina don't actually have XXX sex, this one scores high marks on the innuendo meter.