The Girls of 'A' Team

"girls of the a team" is the funniest adult movie ever - i saw it when i was about 14 (1991-ish) - i'd beg, steal, borrow or kill for a copy now.

it's a porn film but it's funnier than it is erotic - that's not to say the girls aren't cute.

if anyone is presented with the option of seeing this film then do so. you won't regret it.

Where is the credit to Mr. P?? Field Marshall Bradley is probably the best character in the entire film! How can you deny the crooked mohawk and the leather belt and collar that he never takes off? Plus, he can never bust his nut until the end. He keeps getting distracted. The doorbell, the phone, other members of the Team. Everything gets in his way! YO, A-TEAM!!! ROCK N ROLL!!!

Hilarious B-grade filth at it's best!

This movie is a must see for anyone who's even remotely a fan of Ron Jeremy or Harry Reems

It has some of the best one-liners that you'll ever see, and some of the most disgusting pre-sex drooling, and come-shot rambling that Harry Reems has ever had recorded.

Don't turn this movie off, without catching Reems classic comment: "Zanos, you're the best!" If you can make it that far into the movie, then I guarantee you'll be a convert.

This movie went so far, as to inspire a bunch of us losers to print t-shirts. I still proudly wear mine!

Happy Viewing 10/10 points Saijoo

Forget what you've heard about Debbie Does Dallas & Deep Throat.....this was the greatest porn movie ever........

I first saw it nearly 20 years ago, from a dubbed copy in my dad's draw, and I rank it as the best ever........I think it's an absolute travesty that it's not on DVD, and the only reason I haven't voiced my opinion to the studio with the rights to this film is because I don't know who has them ! This film had greats such as Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Harry Reems, and FM Bradley (as Mr P - "Rock & Roll")...........the script is an absolute classic, and the women are a bevy of some of the best stunners they could dig up in 1985 (except for Annette Haven, Seka, Sharon Kane, and Vanessa Del Rio, who aren't in it, unfortunately)........

My friends all had dubbed copies back in the day, and we still know all the quotes, because they were as funny as hell........unfortunately, not one of my friends no longer has this film, or I would send a free copy to anyone who reads this, so they can laugh themselves to death, too..........everyone I know who saw it found it as much a comedy as an adult film.......

Ron Jeremy is classic as the foreign ambassador visiting America, and missing the "comforts" of home, so his liaison, played by Peter North, puts him in touch with the A - Team.........and the laughs start from there ! (i'll let people guess what the A stands for - A was more of a treat back then to see......now, they all do it and it's boring) If you want a couple of similar, ALMOST as good films, try Hard Soap (starring Candida Royalle & John Holmes), Inside Desiree Cousteau (starring Desiree Cousteau, John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, and Seka), and CT - Coed Teasers (starring Ron Jeremy and Copper Penny).........adult films like these just don't exist anymore - now they whack them out in five minutes flat with a bunch of two dollar bimbos who do anything for a buck (apart from PRIVATE, who do serious films but aren't as funny as the ol' days)......these are all scripted with proper lines and are designed to entertain as well as get you off ! If anyone has details on where I can get this film, let me know ! Peter Australia

What can I say that hasn't already been said? Unfortunately, I do not have the entire movie in my collection. In fact, I have never seen the entire movie.

I saw the Harry Reems scene and a girl/girl scene that mentions "the A Team" on a compilation video I once rented. For years, I had no idea where these scenes came from. Later, thanks to a friend yelling, "Zanos! You're the best!", over his phone at work did I find out about the movie where the scene came from.

So, I do have the Harry Reems scene in my collection! And "Zanos! You're the best!", has been a rally cry for me and my boys for many, many years....