- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: [while directing a church choir] Kim is our soloist. Now go on, baby. Sing mama's favorite song.
- Kimberly 'Kim' Parker: [singing] Shake your booty all night!
- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No! Not that one!
- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: The next time you put Outkast before Jesus I'm gonna cast you out of this house.
- Kenny Davis: [playing Scrabble] "U pin"? That's not a word.
- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No, it's "up in", as in: I'm kicking your butt "up in" here.
- [after the Reverend reminds Nikki about dinner]
- Andell Wilkerson: You're going out with the Reverend again? That's the fifth time this week.
- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: It's the sixth and it's strictly business.
- Gertude: More like funny business.
- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No, more like none of your business.
- Kimberly 'Kim' Parker: Hey Andell, why don't you join the choir?
- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Yeah, put some of that hot air to good use.
- Stevie Van Lowe: This calls for a celebration! Say it loud, everyone: "I'm black and I'm proud!"
- [silence]
- Stevie Van Lowe: "I'm proud and I'm black?" what?
- [silence]
- Stevie Van Lowe: No, really, what?
- Professor Stanley Oglevee: [tutoring Kim] What do you know about Malcolm X?
- Kimberly 'Kim' Parker: It was way too long, but Denzel was fiiiine!
- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Michael, is that you? I wouldn't recognize you if it wasn't for them ears. You look good. You look like you've put on some weight.
- [meaning muscles]
- Michael: Thanks, so do you.
- [not meaning muscles]
- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Oh, well, thank you.