- Barber: Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
- Landlady: Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
- Barber: [Does martial arts routine] It's obvious I'm the one.
- Landlady: [immediately punches him in the face] Don't think so.
- Sing's Sidekick: Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!
- Sing: I never knew you were so deep.
- Sing: I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer!
- Sing's Sidekick: [looks up] Ice cream!
- [leaves]
- Sing: Where?
- [follows]
- Sing: [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely] What're you looking at? Never seen a free ice cream before?
- [runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]
- Sing: All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady.
- [throws knife, knife richchets off overhang and gets Sing in his right shoulder]
- Sing: Erg... Well, I'll let you try one.
- [stands beside sidekick]
- Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, accidentally throws backwards, gets Sing's left shoulder]
- Sing: Ack!
- [stands beside sidekick]
- Sing: Look, just take the knife, aim carefully, and throw.
- Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, winds back to his right, kinfe sticks Sing in his left arm, handle flys off at Landlady]
- Landlady: Who threw a handle?
- Sing: Quick! Take this cage of snakes and throw it at her. The snakes will all bite, and our problem will be solved.
- Sing's Sidekick: [takes cage, winds back over his head, snakes fall out the back of the cage all over Sing]
- Sing: You idiot! Now what am I supposed to do?
- Sing's Sidekick: Try whistling. I've heard that helps.
- Sing: [whistes, two snakes bite him on his lips]
- Sing's Sidekick: You gave him your life savings?
- Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance for world peace.
- Sing: Fat woman, you're in charge here, right?
- Landlady: [takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it] Fat woman, my ass!
- Sing: I'm with the Axe Gang!
- Landlady: [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!
- Sing: Boss!
- Landlady: [slaps him] Boss, my ass!
- Sing: You have to pay our medical bills!
- Landlady: Bills, my ass!
- Sing: We're on the same side!
- Landlady: Same side, my ass!
- Sing: A snake!
- Landlady: Snake, my ass!
- [the Soccer boy accidentally kicks his ball to Sing, who does a number of tricks with one foot]
- Soccer Boy: Wow, can you teach me that?
- Sing: Sure, lesson ONE!
- [pops the ball, the little boy starts crying]