Happy Tree Friends, Volume 2: Second Serving

This is the show to love! Sure everyone will love the cute characters. They are so sweet. Girls will love it. But that's no the point. You'll be laughing all the way because you will find the goriest and funniest deaths ever.

The characters never talk (well, they just say noises)and they die in all episodes. The episodes are no longer than 2 minutes, but you'll watch a lot of blood. If you love Itchy and Scratchy or South Park you'll love it.

Pros: Good characters, wonderful writing, great deaths. Cons: Short duration.

NOTE: PLANT A TREE.

This is a seemingly endless series of animated shorts, all of which feature cute cartoon animals being dismembered in gruesome ways. I used to draw this kind of crude stuff on my whiteboard at college; all these years later (well, all 6 of these years anyway), this brand of humor seems tacky in the extreme. It's pushing the envelope towards the abyss.

No doubt some will attack my ultra-conservatism, but I hope that the average person would find this just as gross and pointless as I did. It's about as funny as getting a fork stuffed in your eye - and that's positively tame compared to the tortures in store for you here.