Totally Nude Aerobics

In the start of the movie we see good movie effects while the girls does her brilliant dance. Later we see various girls doing aerobics while great funk music is playing. The video is sometimes going quite fast with girls dancing, but do not worry, there is also slow dancing and slow paced music. The video is made so you will enjoy it even if you only like fast or slow dancing. Best of both worlds you may think.

Also the girls are really good looking and they do a fantastic job. I don't consider this a sex movie. Because its just naked girls doing aerobics. You can watch it when you want to, with no problems.

I would recommend this movie to all people in this world. I think guys will enjoy it better than girls. But i have showed some girls this movie and they just liked the music and the dance, some of them also did a dance because they wanted to do good aerobics like the girls in the movie. This was a great day for me.

I think you should show this movie for student parties and other life events. The dancing makes the girls go wild.

"Totally Nude Aerobics" is definitely the most ridiculous film I have ever reviewed here. What can you really say about it?

I'll start with the obvious: the title is definitely not false advertising. All we have here is women, doing aerobics, totally nude.

The IMDB plot description is false advertising, though: there's no "competition" here, and of course, no plot. There's also no dialogue, and the only titles on screen are the beginning and end credits.

It begins with four women in a circle thrusting their bottoms at each other. Then it cuts to one blonde dye-job doing star jumps and running on the spot. Next, two women sitting with their legs spread out facing each other, joining hands and pulling each other in different directions. In this position, you can see that one of the women's labia minora are visible between the outer lips.

The constant movement makes it hard to admire the nakedness on display. Also, the women's hair often gets in the way.

The next scene starts with an extreme close-up of what looks like two women's legs, with their heads occasionally coming into the shot. You're just getting tired of wondering what you're looking at when, mercifully, the camera pulls back and it's actually three women doing some kind of stretch exercise. This is perhaps the most frustrating activity yet for one who wants to admire the ladies' bodies. Hard the see much when they're bent over, but at least the constantly roaming camera moves behind them.

Each segment seems to begin with a close-up of the nude female body mid-exercise, as though willing you to guess what exercise they're doing. I guessed correctly for this next segment: one girl does stomach crunches, while the other one does what looks like repeated upward dogs (from yoga). The upward dog girl is Asian, perhaps the first non-blonde we've seen yet.

Perhaps there is a conscious effort to be tasteful here. The camera keeps moving so as not to focus on the girls' vaginas or anuses. Nor does it zoom in.

Some of the women are beautiful, and despite all the dye on display, are natural beauties, but I was mostly bored by this stuff. At least it only goes for 53 minutes.

Should you watch it? Does this random internet reviewer recommend it to YOU? That question brings me back to the ridiculousness at the centre of this review. You should check it out if you want to see TOTALLY NUDE... AEROBICS. The name basically tells you everything you need to know, thus me writing this was pointless.

There is apparently also a "clothed version", so I can take comfort in the existence of something even more pointless than this review.

The internet has so completely and utterly desensitized my libido because I watch this and barely recognize it as explicit. It just looks like 4 women doing aerobics on a hot day in a building where the AC broke. Honestly it just seems like they didn't want to bother doing laundry.

The fact that they keep making sexy faces just makes it funny. Even funnier still is the soundtrack. It's pure vintage Vivid Video cheesy saxophone and 70s guitar porno music.

As a Gen Xer I have to admit this is beyond what I could get as a kid. Millennials and Zoomers will never know the horny desperation of looking through Vogue magazine for the right side boob image, or National Geographic for the cutest and lightest skinned topless tribe member without a lip plate. This video would have been my greatest asset in the 80s. But it was made too late. Now the internet is here with everything you could ever want to see and so SO far beyond. It's just out there at the click of a button.

This is a last relic of a long forgotten age; the time of the great nudity desert. They should put this in the Smithsonian.

For starters, you get exactly what the title advertises: Nude women doing aerobics. As far as plot or the weird summary saying there's a "competition" there isn't any. Just naked ladies doing stretches and workouts. There is also an option watch the women do the work out fully clothed, should you choose that route. Tbf the routines do make for a good workout, however there is no specific instructions or count down or cool down. Each chapter immediately starts with a single woman or several women doing their assigned routine and do so the entire time until the next chapter begins.

Now as far nudity goes: you see every inch of these ladies as the camera pans around and zooms in and out. Sometimes the shots are great, other times the focus isn't the best (it is the 90s after all) or they zoom on their faces, limbs, etc. The dvd also includes a bonus scene for each chapter where you hit the menu button on your remote to when a blue symbol appears on screen. These scenes are from the main video, but they are slowed down and zoomed in, almost always exclusively on their very exposed vaginas. For lack of a better term, these are their money shots. While most of the video will sometimes be a little too out of focus or the women's hair gets in the way (again it's the 90s), these scenes give you a very good look at their vulva and labia during their stretches/work out.

As far as I can tell, most of these ladies only appear on this one video with nothing else credited to their name. I am shocked these ladies A) agreed to spend the whole video exercising and B) expose themselves so much for not having a career in adult films. As far as the women go, they are all attractively fit and consist of 2 blondes, 2 redheads and an Asian. Each has different sized and shaped "assets" both up top and down below.

It probably goes without saying but as a disclaimer there is zero sex or masturbation or interaction of any kind between the costars: they solely just do their assigned routines and nothing else. If that is a dealbreaker for you, then obviously skip this.

Am cleaning out my dad's apartment/estate stumbled upon this video while cleaning... Been kinda in a bad place because of that, but that being said this VHS is absolutely hilarious. White girls "dancing/doing aerobics" mostly to terrible music (completely nude, mind you) scene 2 is especially bad, so bad it's almost good, kinda like Con Air, or Waterworld. Obviously way different because it's not a real movie, would highly recommend if you need a laugh, definitely girlfriend/wife friendly because personally I'd think they'd find it absolutely ridiculous as well, just wow, sure no one will ever read this but if you have access to it, watch it. It's not sexy at all, it's funny. So 5 stars for those reasons alone, otherwise if you aren't into nudity or poorly made videos, skip this one for sure.