The Apocalypse

Well what can I say, this film is absolutely awful, I have never in my whole life seen such a pile of absolute rubbish as what this film is about Waste of time, money, story line is about as much use as a chocolate teapot, special effects are very lame and very loud, actors are all so wooden and speak so quietly, I really wouldn't bother to watch this film at all, it's not worth it, seems to me that they have tried to combine the likes of "Twister" "Deep Impact" and "Armageddon" (all superb films) and came up with this. Oh deary deary me if you really want to watch this go ahead and watch it, see for yourself how bad some films are these days. Roll on the end credits, at least then the pain and agony of the film is over.

Plot

In this epic disaster film of faith, a mother and father search for their only child as a giant asteroid headed for Earth triggers a series of apocalyptic events.

Cast

I honestly knew nobody but can confidently and unoffensively say that many of the "Actors" should find different careers as their performances here were dreadful.

Verdict

Generally I'll always avoid faith films, like run a mile from the very concept of watching one but on the flipside I have a soft spot for The Asylum. Are they awful 95% of the time absolutely but.......wait where was I going with this?

The Apocalypse feels cheap even for an Asylum film, the cast are remarkably incompetent. The plot disguises itself as being a Deep Impact meteor-esque film when in reality it's all about faith/God/the Rapture etc where the believers are saved the atheists are presented as uneducated and foolish.

Visually ugly, acting dreadful, plot recycled and ridiculous and overall let's make no mistake this is a Christian movie dressed up as something else. It gets worse than this, but just barely.

Rants

Recently I saw a meme claiming that Atheists need to keep their Atheism to themselves and stop shoving it down everyone's throats.

Christian movies, Christian music, Christian tv stations, Christian award ceremonies, multiple buildings in every town dedicated to Christianity, Christians in the streets preaching, Christians knocking on your door preaching and lets not forget Christians walking around with the Christian logo around their necks.

But sure, people who don't believe are the ones who are oversaturating the world with their beliefs.

Breakdown

Awful acting Nonsensical plot Pure propaganda film.

First of all, giving this film (if you can call it that) one star is being WAAAAAAYYYY generous. It was so bad, I don't even know if there's a low enough negative number to describe to you how bad it was.

Now, I'm a Christian, and I thought I could appreciate a movie like this. My husband warned me that it would probably be cheesy, which I expected, but this movie was so much worse than I expected, and I wasn't expecting much! Where do I begin? The sound alone was terrible-you couldn't even hear what the actors were saying for 90% of the movie, but you could hear the most obscure background noises as clear as a bell. There were HUGE continuity problems, the plot was pretty much nonexistent, the whole thing was just ridiculous. Of course, the acting was terrible on top of all of that, which actually seemed like a minor issue compared to the rest.

It was a complete and utter waste of time and $3.00. NEVER watch this movie. Unless you'd like to see the worst movie ever made-then it's good for that. But otherwise, don't watch it.

Seriously, what could the director have been thinking? Did they not even watch it after it was done, or did they actually think it was a good movie at completion? In one word: Wow.

Amateurish acting (I'm being kind), very poor special effects, huge continuity howlers (e.g. it's "raining ash" one minute, not at all the next, and there's no ash on the ground), risible dialogue, awful and inappropriate music, massively poor sound design, bad physics... yep - this film's got the lot.

Armageddon was popcorn nonsense but enjoyable all the same. Deep Impact was nearly a great film but fell flat due to poor casting. This, though... well, it's just bad. It's a bad movie. It doesn't deserve any of your time.

As for the religious element well frankly in a film this bad it simply doesn't matter.

If you didn't see this movie, you never know what is worst movie ever published to humanity. Maybe someday in the future, someone make worst movie than this one, but I don't think, that will be soon in history time-line. Everybody need to see this movie, so your judgment of movies you see in the future, will never be so hard.

I don't have words, for acting, scenario, directing, camera, and especially sound and music. Every word for this masterpiece is to good, too light, even those words I have in my mind right now, and those words are to heavy, so if I write here, probably Internet will crush.

This movie will never be worst movie in the IMDb, because it so stupid, so it can't win even in that contest.

I'm sad because on IMDb doesn't exist rate like -1. Damn -1 is too high, we need to make ratings -10 or less.

So people you must see this movie. When you see it, you will learn that you can take any camera, and make movie better than this, and who knows, maybe some of you become great movie maker one day. You should try, you can't make worst movie than this one!!!

I won't spoil your fun, to watch this movie, so I won't write anything from it, or try to compare with some other movie. There is no comparison between any movie, and this one. Nice thing in this movie is his end!!!