My thorough and on-going survey of the output of one of Adult Cinema's greatest labels, Adam & Eve, gets me in trouble since many a hack has been on the payroll, especially in these recent, decadent times. David Lord is one such individual, who foisted this would-be salute to unadulterated femmes, a pointless exercise.
The models are familiar and good-looking, but five boring sex scenes with the usual gang of idiots (Nick Manning, Alex Sanders, etc.) is tedious. Lord is too lazy to make any of the footage interesting, so the viewer is forced to ogle breast in show Sara Stone, attractive at a swimming pool in bikini, but boring with Nick humping her, or witness a d.p. for Gabriella Banks, providing a Minimum Daily Requirement of IR content.
Haley Paige is my favorite cutie here, while Amy Ried delivers star power. But it all adds up to one big goose egg.
