Holy hell, where do I begin here?
The visuals within the first ten seconds are the biggest alarm telling you to TURN. IT. OFF. It's just the tip of the iceberg that sunk the ship of this movie. The animation is barely enough animation to consider it "animated", I have no idea how that's even possible. It looks like someone did it in Blender on a $2 budget, but even that's generous. Within the first 15 minutes, I was two conversations in. TWO. The main character had spoken to two people in fifteen minutes, and literally nothing else happened. And in fact, it was so dull, I swear I was having a stroke. Very little happened. And the voice acting? Don't get me started.
The voice acting sounded like the most amateurish, monotonous, lifeless monologues - not DIALOGUES, *MONOLOGUES* - in history. If this were on SNL, it would single-handedly cancel the entire series because of how low one would have to sink to allow this. And ironically, the ones who sunk this low to ALLOW this literal brain melting mess on their streaming service? NBC.
This was on PEACOCK, and it was a *premium exclusive*. Gross, Comcast.
The music was generic. That's it. It's really hard to mess up a film score and make it completely awful on a budget, you'd need an actual BUDGET to make the music. This just uses stock music.
Lastly, I'd love to tell you the plot, but I literally have zero recollection of it and I'd much rather not sit through this monstrosity again. But I regret to inform everyone that a SEQUEL EXISTS.
Let me just spoil the whole thing:
The sequel is the exact same movie. Literally frame for frame! When I clicked it, I swore I clicked on a different movie but for the same one, but once the "dialogue" began, I immediately realized that quite literally all they did was re-record the voices. All of the animation, all of the plot, all of the scenes are exactly the same. Not worth a watch if you find it :)
Please, if you see this movie anywhere, don't even watch it as a joke. Avoid it. This is a literal waste of an hour and a half.
