Nursing Angels

The old cliche that porn producers enter the business to get their hands on pretty girls comes true in the real-life story of Brit pornographer Paul Chaplin, founder of Bluebird Films.

In less than a decade, ending around 2013, the label issued hundreds of Brit Porn DVDs, many made in California, but besides spotlighting orgies at the drop of the hat, the presence of Chaplin on screen, flashing a rictus smile, overacting and humping as many gorgeous starlets as possible is a constant.

Here we have the untalented guy featured in all six vignettes, little more than burlesque sketches about nurses with XXX content. He plays a doctor interviewing a couple of babes about supplying him with a new style of nurse's uniform, a retarded patient getting serviced by nurses, and a guy in a wheelchair, who rises out of the chair to hump a couple of the ladies. Only Alec Knight represents the male sex besides Chaplin, participating in a claustrophobic 4-way with a couple of nurses inside an ambulance.

Two Euro beauties, busty Kristi Love/Klenot and blonde Diana Gold, have a couple of scenes together, once as nurses and later as ladies collecting for charity, who service bartender Chaplin. A couple of scenes feature anal-sex and oddest segment has Chaplin interviewing, in Portuguese, Rio Mariah before having sex with her. Language choice stems from Rio hailing from, you guessed it, Rio de Janeiro.

If you can stand watching ugly Chaplin in action for nearly three hours, this obscure video (I just added it to IMDb, 7 years after release) is just the thing.