Witches of Amityville Academy

Want to waste your time on a movie with zero character development so you have no investment in any of the people? Want to see wooden characters forced to act out mindless power struggles and empty dialogue? If you like things such as the Power Ranger kids show or Pokémon, you'll find that this immature one-dimensional magic power contest is entertaining.

Horrible wooden acting on the level of a middle school play, cringe dialog, terrible special effects, a trite storyline, camera work is meh. There's nothing scary or compelling about this. Basically feels like someone paid a bunch of illiterate suburban sorority sisters $15/hr to dress up as witches and read dialog from a cardboard que sheet. I don't understand how a horrible film like this gets funding? Who read the story and dialog for this and was like "yeah, send it!"? Why was no one like "okay, now, repeat that line without sounding like a robot"? Definitely one of the worst movies I've seen in awhile -- and I love terrible b movies.

Please just take my word for it. This film is amazing and I definitely recommend it! 10/10

So calling it "Amityville Academy" wasn't enough to save this one. It was silly and the people in it were like cardboards. It isn't even horror, or fantasy. I don't even know what kind of film it is. An awful film with awful acting. It seems they've forgotten how to make decent films now.

Well, this 2020 movie having the word "Amityville" in it already made some alarms go off. Usually movies that have that word in the title tend to be dubious at best. There haven't been any proper horror movies with that name in the title for quite some time.

So it was with some reluctance that I sat down to watch "Witches of Amityville Academy" from writer Tom Jolliffe and director Rebecca Matthews, and I wasn't really having much of any high hopes or expectations to the movie, to be frank.

But I will say that "Witches of Amityville Academy" was actually not as bad as it could have been. Sure, this is by no means in the league of being an extraordinary horror movie, by no account. But there are far worse additions out there to the horror genre, so it wasn't all bad.

The storyline was pretty straightforward, actually to the point where it felt like director Rebecca Matthews was just running the show on auto-pilot. There weren't really any grand ups and downs along the way as the movie progressed, which made for a rather bland and monotonous storytelling.

Sure, the movie had a "Gilmore Girls" feel to it, and that was mostly because of casted actress Kira Reed Lorsch. And there was also a tingling at the back of my mind going: "this is very reminiscent of The Asylum trying to cash in on the 2020 remake of "The Craft"..."

The acting in the movie was adequate. I mean, it was not stellar performances, and some of the dialogue was delivered with lukewarm gusto, but all in all the performances were sufficient to carry the movie.

What surprised me about "Witches of Amityville Academy" was the special effects. While it wasn't blockbuster Hollywood CGI, the effects were actually good enough and definitely served their purposes and brought the movie to life in a satisfactory enough manner.

"Witches of Amityville Academy" was actually adequately entertaining for what it turned out to be. My rating of the movie settles on a four out of ten stars.