Fist of the Vampire

I am genuinely astounded at how bad this film is: The script, if you can call it that, is just awful.

The furniture in my house would have been more convincing than the 'actors' in this film; I honestly have seen better acting at a pre-school nativity play! The (not so) special effects would have been more convincing if they had drawn on the actors with a crayon.

The fight scenes are just plain dull, which is a shame as it looks to have some fairly talented martial artists in the cast.

Len Kabasinski needs to understand the concept of "take two" I have thought long and hard to try and find at least one redeeming quality of this film and the best that I can come up with is that it makes the work of Uwe Boll look good...

If only there was a mark lower that 1 star I could award. Just please don't waste your time or money on this film, you have been warned.