Ink Master: Grudge Match

I've seen better acting in a kindergarten play. It is mind numbingly bad. Horrid. I feel dumber for watching it.

I record then fast forward to the actual tattoos. Love the art and creativity. Judging (?) is irrelevant. Get rid of Ryan Ashley. Write up says she is an actress !!!!!

I have watched every season of Ink Master - some decisions (and aggressive artists) made me mad, but overall I enjoyed the art a lot. I also came to like Ryan Ashley (liked Ink Master Angels a lot, too), DJ Tambe and Cleen Rock One pretty much, therefore I enjoyed IM: Grudge Match very much. The premise of the show, however, which is obligatory for the competition and the suspense, I am aware of that, which lives from people fighting (having been hurt before and now struggling to best another artist who pretty much feels the same) is not that much enjoyable, even if I am not concerned, seeing people fight or slip/embarass themselves/fall etc. (in other words all reasons for Schadenfreude (or even hate) ) are no entertainment for me. Therefore one star less.

The camera spends a lot of time on the best two things that Ryan Ashley brings to the show. Her remarks are pointless. Clean Rock One is even worse, as he always sounds like he just woke up from a coma, and says the same things about every tattoo. DJ Tambe looks like a clown with his giant granny glasses.

It is hard to take any of them seriously, especially since there is very little they can say that is original about the ridiculous grudge matches. The idea that all these tattoo artists hate each other every week is dumb. The show would be a lot better if they just made it about the art, and stopped taking the low road.

Sadly, there is very little time spent on the actual tattoo art. That is what should be the focus of the show. Even when the artists are tattooing, the camera is on them talking trash to each other. The art gets a few seconds here and there. Once it is finished, they only show a photo of the tattoos. It would be better if the models were there at the judging, and showed their tattoo in person. Some of the points should be on how well it has healed, or how badly it looks a day later.

This could be a good show about tattoo, but instead it is badly acted fake clown drama.

The coach aspect is so stupid. I don't care about Christian or Cleen. These are "supposed to be" the best tattoo artist in the world on every season. Why do they need a coach? Bring it back to tattoos and cut the lame drama and coaches. And for gods sake, leave 15 year old Christian and Cleen at home!