R.E.G.I.N.A. I Am

Imagine a student film from the early 1970s where the guy promised his friends beer and pizza to act in his film, but only gave them Tab and crackers.

It would still have been filmed and acted better than this.

Sad when you have to get friends to write raves for your high school level video masquerading as a movie.

One one these reviews said, lots of pretty girls. OK, Hanleigh Baker and Alivea Disney fit the category, but all others are not quite.

The movie looks like it was done for $100.00 with help from neighbors. Lighting is haphazard. Lines are for the most part delivered as in an under-rehearsed high school play, except for Ryan Abbot, who consistently over- acts. One wonders if the DJ, CJ Bernard is wearing a mask so he can later deny involvement in this... thing.

The movie is not even in the "so bad it's cool" category that might get it on Nightmare Theater.

Hanleihg CAN sing, though.

And a shout out to Matt Spease for writing, directing, and starring. A Herculean effort that a larger budget (and some real actors) might have resulted in a decent movie. Hopefully, Matt will continue on to greater things.

Regina is hot and can sing. The movie itself is so laughable we laughed a lot. It's really incredible. 😂

I can guarantee you one thing....in real life, the writer/director/lead actor drives a white windowless van. How does something like this even get "released"? It's literally recorded (not filmed) on a cell phone. The lighting though is the best....direct like 8000k bright white lighting for all shots. If this was done for a 5th grade art class project I would say nice try. But no....adults are in this. (And one creepy van driving dude).

A creepy 60 year old dude lives in his 50 years old mother's attic, and creates the most advanced robot on earth with the help of some crispy socks. His gorgeous but sweaty 25 years old best friend comes to visit and discovers the robot, Regina. An instant classic! I won't spoil the movie, you got to see it by yourself with some friends and some beer, and find a game to do while you're watching. I can't give more than 2 stars since you got to provide the entertainment by yourself, but I imagine that it could be a good laugh.

It's obviously someone who wanted to tell a story, but had no idea how to do so. Camera work is probably done by one of the little sisters, editing maybe done on a phone, it's hard to tell, everything is too amateurish to be taken seriously, or to be taken like a "real" production.

I can see what they were going for, but... I don't think it's going to redeem anything. So yeah, nothing serious, try to have a laugh (I don't think they took it too seriously either), so no harm there.