Model House

Full disclosure: I only watched this to see hot chick in skimpy bikinis.

Well I got that but I got something else. The worst acting I have ever seen in my entire life. I have never ever seen such amateurish delivery of lines ever before.

Now admittedly the script is written this way (i.e. BADLY), but someone had to give the script a green light and come up for the money to make this garbage.

Nobody talks like these characters and it's clear from the very beginning that the writer is living in some sort of dark basement away from civilization and has no clue how to write dialog.

Hands down, the worst movie I've seen all year, bikinis or not.

The acting wasn't bad at all. Some of the actors were actually quiet good. I'll be looking forward to seeing more from Cory-Anne Roberts in particular, and Natalie Nootenboom.

This is one of those movies where you kind of need to be a fan of the genre to enjoy it, in my opinion. A fun 'home invasion' flick, nothing mould-braking, but worth a watch if you like the genre.

Some jump-scares got me, which is rare nowadays, so props for that. Also, the masks used were creepy, which is good. Simple but effective!

Overall, I'd say the current rating is a good point lower than what I think it should be.

I had Model House pegged as a campy B movie that I was going to have to lean on the fast forward button to get through. But I'm telling you, the movie wasn't all that bad.

The acting was surprising good. The actresses looked liked legit models, but the whole thing didn't fall into a bimbo beat-up ore sorority slasher sort of movie. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there was a serious flavor to this movie; serious when you were expecting cheesy. It was something about how the movie flowed, how the characters delivered their lines that really impressed me.

Another thing, the direction was better than most movies in this genre, so that may be have alot to do with it. Even the closing song was well placed. No, this isn't going to make anyone's top 100 list, but for what it is, and how it could have turned out, Model House was a damn good movie.

6/10 Alot better than you'd think.

Going to a special get-together, a young model looking to join a group of other models on a photoshoot retreat making content for their usage, but when the house is invaded by a group of armed psychos looking to scam free money out of their followers, they must get away alive.

This was a fairly underwhelming genre effort. About the only thing that works with this one is the final half where this one tends to finally bring about some intriguing action to go along with its concept. Spending most of the film featuring the group trying to accommodate their orders and getting more desperate to survive, the attempts to fight back generate a modicum of suspense and intrigue with the chasing around the house, the various escape attempts, and numerous opportunities to get the upper hand on the other provide this with a solid series of encounters that are usually quite fun. Giving us some decent blood and gore in the situation, these all manage to get some worthwhile elements to the film while there are some big issues here holding this one down. The main detriment here is the absolutely unlikable and completely unwatchable main group of girls that we're supposed to be following throughout here who are such vapid, shallow, self-centered airheads that are just not worth the time. Typical modern social media-obsessed figures that are so cluelessly inconsiderate of anything beyond the likes and followers they have on their accounts, constantly starting drama over the most useless facets of their career as possible and just completely wasting any opportunity to be sympathetic or likable in any regard, the simple premise of the film is set up to be doomed from the beginning as there's nothing to be had here from spending time around them. On top of that, it's nearly impossible to care about the intruders who are putting one of the most insultingly stupid and lame invasion attempts on the screen. Utilizing the experience to scam their followers out of money through a phony donation link on their accounts is a wholly pathetic attempt to try to comment on the dangers of social media as there's just nothing that intimidating or threatening about what's going on with their invasion of the house. Since it's not about physically threatening them either but keeping them hostage until they can gain the money they want, so much of this one is about keeping them unharmed so there's no danger in what's going on which causes a slew of boredom to emerge throughout here and leaving the film with a series of issues holding it down.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence and Graphic Language.

Five girls live and work in an isolated house. They are models and social media influencers. One night, two masked intruders take them captive. They are robbers but not in a traditional way.

I couldn't care less about these girls. They are mostly annoying and I stop paying attention to them. It's a tough first thirty minutes after a fun car accident. The home invasion part is fun for a little while. At a certain point, this group of robbers would have killed everybody and burn the house down. They definitely would not carefully wrap up the bodies for disposal. I still like some of kills, but this is a pretty stupid movie.