Amityville Island

It was better than anything that is f rated, and that is saying something. Give it a watch after few bongs.

Just when you thought you knew how bad a movie could be...

The story (I won't dignify it by calling it a plot) makes no sense. The acting is horrible. The dialog is so bad it made my brain bleed. The CGI is pathetic, especially the shark.

What's the connection to Amityville? There's a guy who shows up randomly and says he's investigating "murders in Amityville".

Don't even bother.

I thought it was actually a joke it is so bad. It is worse than a high school film class submission....not even kidding you.

Didnt get a shark movie, its genuinely not a shark movie. Frankly im not sure what thw director was going for

It shouldn't... Seriously Mark Polonia does movie since 35 years and after all that time he didn't get better, the films are always amateur mess. Not that you won't get some enjoyment from them, but I doubt it is the desired wanted results. So just have fun watching the CGI shark (and no it looks nothing like the one of the poster), the ultra-secret research lab with no security (only two doctors) and wait to see the zombie / failed test subject (or whatever else that was supposed to be) for a good laugh... gave me a five minutes giggles run.

2/10 for the laughs because this sure ain't good horror cinema