Easter Holocaust

First of all: 2 hours and 16 minutes.

Next, this is one of those movies that's trying to ape the style of movies that were so bad they ended up being funny (i.e. Troll 2, etc), but it fails, and ends up just being plain bad. Many such cases smdh.

When the writer/director is not behind the camera (he plays two characters) the camerawork is actually okay.

The painfully-intentional comedy of this entire project is not funny on any level.

Also why is it a holocaust? Is it because this movie is worst than the actual holocaust?

With all the subplots, this film doesn't actually attempt to be a horror as much as it is a vehicle for all of the director's untalented friends to pat each other one the back.

Just eliminate all the dumb subplots, and focus on one line of story, and make an actual horror. But that would take talent, which is exactly why this movie doesn't even try, because the writer/director can't cut it for real. Pardon the pun: he didn't cut a single scene out of this movie.

I don't even care to commend the good acting performances in this "movie". I hope none of them got paid, and that viewing the final product of this monstrosity makes them never talk to the director ever again.

If you want to hate the creator of this movie, just watch the movie. Other than that, pick the movie listed to the left or right of this one on the listing page you're looking at it on.

I think they must've had a comedy in mind when they made this movie. It was laughable, but not in the right places. The acting was terrible. It is long, over 2 hours. Not that I wasn't entertained or that I haven't seen worse that were not meant to be comedies. The effects are not good. Plenty of gore, some better than others. Not terribly terrible, but not good, either

I have seen some horrifically bad horror movies in my many years as a horror fan, I mean absolute garbage movies. Not a single one of them can compare to this. This movie makes 'The Ghost Of Goodnight Lane' look like The Shawshank Redemption. The acting (I feel that I'm doing a discredit to actual actors by using that word) is dreadful, they're all just shouting lines and hoping for maximum effect. The cinematography (I assume this was filmed on someone's Nokia phone) is abysmal and the story is, well, I don't even know.

Whoever is responsible for this utter detritus, from the cast to their parents who didn't stop them from inflicting this on the world, should be dragged into their nearest town square and have rotten meat flung at them.

I'm only giving it one star because IMDB doesn't go down into negative numbers.