Dire Wolf

1st watched 10/26/2021 - (Dir-Fred Olen Ray): Very bad genetically messed up wolf horror movie. It starts in a lab where a guard and a night-time operator share a laugh or two while keeping an eye on a growing creature locked-up(for now). A preposterous beginning for a pretty much complete waste of time as a total movie. The creature escapes (whoops!) and goes on a killing spree devouring innards with every victim. And than, of course, you have a handful of crazy folks who want the creature kept alive for supposedly, the greater good. Of course, this is a government program trying to grow a perfect killing machine from an old-time wolf and a human. Maxwell Caulfield plays a straight-laced, country sheriff in the town where this is happening. There are a couple of funny bits where his obsessive compulsive acts get the best of him(similar to Monk - who portrays this much better, in my opinion). Blake Griffith plays his foster child and is kind of a park ranger who has a thing for one of the girls in peril. The gang tries to work together with some fake FBI agents hired by the government to capture this animal. This is one of those movies where it was easy to predict what was happening(which makes for a boring experience). Directed and co-written with the star Maxwell Caulfield by a kind of trash film-maker in Fred Olen Ray - so, what did I expect, I guess. Anyway, definetly one to bypass unless you just like seeing innards being ripped out over and over again.

A lot of things I liked about this movie! Sheriff Parker has an Adrian Monk-like psychological disorder that was subtle enough to be funny. Buck Rogers played the general. It had a pretty common story, but that can be forgiven. But, the unrealistic fake agents and hokey monster were just too much for me to not regret watching the movie. To me, a rating of 5 means it's worth watching once. Even though I liked the actors and enjoyed some of the scenes, enough was just too poorly done to think of it as a 5.

RELEASED IN 2009 and directed by Fred Olen Ray, "Dire Wolf" (also known as "Dinowolf") chronicles events in rural Southern California when a genetically modified creature that's half-dire wolf and half-human escapes a government-funded research facility and goes on a gory rampage. The local Sheriff (Maxwell Caulfield) & game warden (Blake Cooper Griffin) team up with two federal agents (Kristen Howe & John L. Curtis) and one of the researchers (Dawn Ann Billings) to track it down. Gil Gerard has a small part as the commanding officer in charge of the dubious project.

This is an entertaining TV-budget werewolf flick (while some might nitpick that it's not truly a werewolf movie, it is at heart). The movie has a humorous edge, mostly with the quirky "Rainman" Sheriff, but it's largely serious (with a wink) and even has some moving parts, like when a certain character bites the dust and shares his last words with someone close to him.

It's nothing great, but it's entertaining and well-rounded Grade B horror with a likable cast and some seriously gory parts, not to mention a classy score here and there. On top of this, there are several worthwhile women, including several cuties, such as Kimberly Horner (Amber), Summer Harlow (the blonde researcher), Gina Scoles (the bikini girl) and Laura Niles (Kelly at the restaurant).

"Dire Wolf" was made in the mold of seminal TV-horror flicks, like 1972's "Gargoyles." If you like that movie you'll definitely appreciate this one. In some ways it's even better (although I give the better rating to "Gargoyles" due to its originality and place in history). The filmmakers, cast and crew of "Dire Wolf" knew they were making a low budget horror flick, but they gave it their all to make sure it was entertaining, amusing, moving and even a little classy.

THE FILM RUNS 87 minutes and was shot in Southern California. WRITERS: Dan Golden and Patrick Moran.

GRADE: B

Ok so I love these kind of low budget... small town America films..

they are predictable and fun

and I really enjoyed this... it's just the kind of escapism you need sometimes.. light hearted blood and gore entertainment...

with plot holes and far fetched scenarios... it's definatly popcorn time

First of all, I wonder how this movie ended up released on DVD under the title "Dino Wolf", as the movie had absolutely nothing to do with dinosaurs in any way.

The storyline in "Dire Wolf" is a very straight forward one, albeit very generic and stereotypical for the horror genre. A mutant creature birthed in a laboratory at human hands escapes captivity and unleash a brutal murderous rampage. And it is up to a small group of people to stop the marauding beast.

The creature was just unfathomably lame. It was so obviously-in-your-face just a guy in a bodysuit, and a bad bodysuit at that. The face of the creature was almost unmovable and was just stuck in a perpetual snarl. This was just too fake, and would be something you would expect from a 1980's horror movie.

It should be said that "Dire Wolf" has a surprisingly amount of blood and gore, which ultimately lifts the movie up from being rubbish to a below average level.

As for the acting, well, it was adequate, and people were doing well enough jobs with their roles and characters, given the restrictions of the storyline.

"Dire Wolf" offers absolutely nothing new to the horror genre or creature features for that matter, and there are far better movies in this genre out there.