Terror at Bigfoot Pond

I have seen unscripted home movies better than this. I honestly think the only people who would like this would be 12-year-old boys because of the skinny dipping scene.

Wow, one of the worst B films I've ever seen. Seriously long intro with the WORST freaking music. There's a very drawn out and boring skinny dipping scene, right in the beginning, where the whole group of friend's are geared up to "go skinny dipping!" And then they all just stand there awkwardly in the water. It's such an unnecessary scene. Really wish I would have stopped watching there. But no, I had to continue on to see the HORRIBLE Halloween of a Bigfoot costume. This is a film not worth the time to watch it.

I've worked at a film studio and I appreciate how hard it is to script, film, and edit a movie.

But I can't get over how bad this one was. If my eyes had been closed and I'd heard the opening music, I would've assumed I was about to watch a children's puppet show. Unfortunately, my eyes were open for the whole thing... And for some reason, I just couldn't look away.

I hoped it would get better, but alas, I was sadly mistaken. The lack of a flowing storyline was the smallest flaw. Awkward semi-naked scenes made it somewhat creepy from the start, but certainly not creepy in the way they intended. Let's not even bring the fluffy and oddly tech-savvy Bigfoot into it.

The dialogue was sorely lacking in both substance and genuineness. And the characters talking themselves through exactly what they're doing/should do/are going was somewhat annoying. No anticipation, no suspense, and no terror.

Sorry guys and ladies. I appreciate the work that went into this, but if you're serious about making films, I recommend doing a couple of courses before you make another movie.

Looking forward to seeing improvement next time, though :)

Wow this was painful, really hardcore cheap as you can get BAD! I mean I had my misgivings as to the possible quality when the opening drive sequence went on and on and on before begrudgingly getting to the dang 'script', and boy did it not disappoint. It was so ugly and awkward, just people standing and talking endlessly, it was doing my head in so much I couldn't even stand to hear it as background noise, I looked at it and I thought wow, I could do better than than with my crappy phone recorder, I'm sure I could at least film one scene with a smidgen of atmosphere, after forty odd minutes I couldn't take it anymore, it's one of those nebulous void non-movies that drive you crazy with boredom. I've seen some colurful monstrosities about Bigfoot in my time but this was the worst I've seen yet, I mean my god! Only fun part was when some of them got naked when they were swimming. Not remotely worth watching, an absolute nuke bomb of a picture, you gotta dig to find the ones that are this bad... If I haven't made myself clear, unless you like painfully terrible movies with absolutely zero fun aspects to them including unintentional comedy, you'd do best with avoiding this piece of Schmidt!

And believe me, I use that term very loosely.

This barely resembled a movie per se; not only was the acting atrocious (it sounded like a first read through for all the emotion anyone showed throughout), the $5 lighting budget meant that you couldn't see anything at all for good chunks of the 'movie'.

Not to mention when you finally saw the bigfoot, it looked like a cheap mangled space alien halloween costume smeared with ketchup. Hah... if absolutely everything else hadn't been so irritating, that's where I would have laughed out loud and might have gotten some enjoyment out of this thing.

You should probably know you're in for something 'quality' when a movie starts with a 10 min driving montage that makes you want to dig your eyeballs out with a spoon, but I hoped in vain it would improve. Hahahaa... yeah.

I mean... really? A 2020 movie and this is the best you can put out? I can take better and more entertaining video of my dog wandering around the yard looking for a spot to poop.

So yeah, it's a 'no' from me. There are better ways to spend the run time than watching this. Like plucking nostrils hairs, changing nappies, scrubbing the toilet... :)