After: Chapitre 3

The only reason I can give this just above the lowest rating is a few catchy tunes. Otherwise this is an awful boring movie.

A couple of spoilt brats played by actors who can barely act pretend to be in love but he is a drama queen who is continually throwing his toys from the pram by his jealousy.

That is the whole movie:and I turned if off well before the end.

The only love is each of them loving themselves.

Maybe if the producers bothered to employ actors who had some kind of charisma - and were able to act-then I might be able give a higher rating.

The film is a joke as the so-called lovers are meant to be in line as high flying executives but he would be unable to get a job on a building site and she be hard pressed to get work in a burger take away.

The love making scenes are a complete joke combining the worst of 3rd rate soft p-o-r-n with grunts and moans. A total turn off.

.It would be more entertaining watching a farting competition:

2/10.