Shark Encounters of the Third Kind

This movie bites off more than it can chew, with aliens and sharks and sunken treasure. There's no nudity to help it out. The special effects are really quite bad.

The aliens have nefarious intentions towards humanity and say they control the oceans. They make sharks attack people. Because sharks really need to be coerced into attacking people right?!

So it's mix of bad to worse with a good measure of dreadful thrown in.

On the other hand if you like to watch these sorts of shark movies as I do, then you'll pretty much watch anything that comes you way when you see it.

All these movies are descendants of Jaws. I blame Peter Benchley.

Honestly where do I start this movie takes me to excitement levels I thought I could never reach before. From the the unbelievable special effects that I still can't believe it is fake, to the outstanding cast which contains fantastic celebrities such as Dave Fife, this guy never fails to crack me up with his witty humour and his nail biting movies he is in. Shark encounters of the third kind has now officially became my favourite movie alongside its prequels like Noah's shark and sharkula, it is up there with other classics like Shrek which I would love to see a collab in the future.

Overall it is a must watch and I would totally recommend no matter who you are with friends family or even if you have young kids it's suitable for them because there are cats. Thanks for reading I expect you to go and watch it now thank you.

Nothing good, bad acting bad everything a waste of your life watching this

Shark Encounters of the third kind pretty much speaks for itself with the title. Basically theirs buried treasure underwater or something that Jeff Kirdendall and Mark Polonia are trying to get. They keep sending different divers down but then the sharks show up. Also, the aliens take control of the sharks (I think) and put some into a bubble.

The effects are pretty cool, I especially like when the aliens wave at red screens. It's a pretty ballsy move to get your audience to try and figure out what the hell is going on. For real though, theirs little explanation of the plot, but I like it that way. It's like reading a book, you have to picture it yourself. But in this case, it's a movie.

My main issue with the movie was that it was missing a huge Polonia member. James Carolus was absent from this movie. Jeff and James usually have pretty good chemistry on screen. And I know he would have added a lot more. But, again that's just personal preference.

Not much more to say about this one, have a toke and watch with some friends. That'll make it a 10/10.

Upon arriving on Earth, a group of aliens decides to mind-meld themselves with a swarm of sharks in a small-town community and use them as guards while starting their full-scale invasion, eventually alerting the locals in the town who are already convinced of alien activity and force them to fend off the creatures.

On the whole, this effort is pretty cheesy and enjoyable with a lot to like. Among its better features is the wholly impressive manner this simply dives into the cheesy nature of what's going on here. The opening shots of the crazy alien ship coming to Earth, attacking the satellites in orbit and then melding psychically with the sharks after scanning the oceans around them gives a pretty decent indication of where this one is heading from the start as the corny scenario and campy effects bring about a real charm. As well, the lovably plush puppet for the shark in the middle of the attack is a perfect capper to the sequence as it looks completely different from the CGI creature used to show it swimming around in the depths nearby but also continues its sense of goofiness with the rest of the attacks and special effects used throughout the film. This one also manages to get quite a lot to like with those main shark attacks. From the opening shot of the divers being attacked by the creatures and chomped on leaving only bloodied fragments behind, the decision to focus on the cheesy side of the genre is apparent with the attacks on the swimmer in the ocean who gets out only to be chased back in by the aliens and devoured by the sharks, a lengthy sequence in the water staking the patrol boat looking for the second diving crew or the final attack on the treasure hunters where the various sharks remaining are used for a nice series of jump attacks on the surface picking people off the boat in more scenes featuring the puppet coming into play which gives off quite a nice cheesy atmosphere. All coupled with the finale involving the resolution to the divers looking for the lost gold as well as the series of the sharks going around attacking people and aliens alike in gloriously cheesy antics, there's a lot to like here. That said, there are a few flaws to be had. The main issue is a decided lack of explanation for anything happening here, with the big issue being the early scenes of the locals being involved in their exploits with the aliens. Most of them don't connect to any kind of storyline presented here as the invasion conspiracies are quite goofy with the abduction group being a coincidence much like the secondary plot involving the treasure hunter looking for the missing gold in the area. These would all be worthwhile if they moved the plot along instead of just eating up running time in the film as that's the main culprit for the objection without a lot of shark or abduction activity to get these done with. This also means the films' ending comes off as incredibly rushed with all the information about the purpose of their visit and abductions coming in the finale just before it ends as there's no build-up to anything and uncovering of what's going on, rather just announcing everything and leaving which is a bit of a disappointment. Featuring the cheesy and outright fake-looking effects that can be a turn-off as well, these issues are what hold this one down.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence and Graphic Language.