Aquarium of the Dead

Sure. Okay. Why not.

The least that can be said is that all involved knew without question what type of movie they were making, and had no illusions otherwise. It never pretends to be anything it's not, and if we viewers don't like it we have no one but ourselves to blame for choosing to watch. Before the plot kicks up we get as much footage as possible of animals in their exhibits to pad the length; the CGI is decidedly obvious, with scant texture or detail (but honestly, I've seen worse). The dialogue is a jumble, sometimes plainly halfhearted and always throwing together as much science-y sounding terminology as possible, background information and plot development, and unblinking hokeyness of different varieties (including references to other Asylum flicks, and not just the 'Zoombie' ones). The plot is very direct and more than a little forced, but at least Marc Gottlieb was able to put together a complete, cohesive story, with a series of obstacles and bad turns that make as much sense as anything can within the bunkum slant of the feature. Had someone else produced 'Aquarium of the dead,' the writing was baseline workable (if in need of heavy revision).

Bless the cast for committing to this. Some try to play it straight and succeed more than others, with Eva Ceja standing out, and Vivica A. Fox a bit behind her. The rest of the cast is far more variable in the skills they illustrate, though given the nature of the material we can't necessarily blame the actors (at least not entirely). After all, the very notion of some sort of zombie pathogen infecting marine and aquatic life in an aquarium requires multiple layers of a very special kind of suspension of disbelief. Those instances in which we see characters fighting off or fleeing from CGI zombie animals require the actors to overact in reaction to the most preposterous nothings from the dimmest reaches of anyone's imagination, and that's on top of scenes that don't bother with action or post-production visualization at all, and the actors are just responding to events that occurred off-screen, like in the B-movies of the 40s and 50s. What actor wouldn't struggle under these circumstances? As a point of reference, consider Natalie Portman in 'Star Wars' Episodes I-III. Moreover, there are times when Glenn Miller's direction seems to have reflected rehearsals rather than true takes, as in "Yep, that's good enough, moving on."

There's at least more meaningful dialogue and eventfulness here than in some of The Asylum's other titles in which page after page after page of dialogue was substituted for use of the budget (e.g., 'Transmorphers: Mech beasts'). Still - recognizing very well who the studio is, and what they do, would it have hurt anyone to have made more of a concretely earnest effort here? Against all odds, some of the schlock the company has churned out is surprisingly fun. That the production apparently had access to an aquarium to film in was great, but there was no dressing up of the sets. The scene writing and dialogue is so lax at some points as to rely completely on Movie Magic and the trust that no one will think about the proceedings for one moment; some dialogue genuinely contradicts what we can see right in front of our eyes. For a horror picture there is a significant dearth of violence or death, and the small cast and spartan appearance of the surroundings only accentuates the artifice. Only a minimal amount of additional care would have been necessary to help this reach a slightly higher level than it does.

With all this having been said, 'Aquarium of the dead' isn't totally rotten. I've seen the bottom of the barrel, and this isn't it; as much as they may try to be, The Asylum isn't actually the worst of the worst. There was a noticeable lack of energy poured into this 2021 romp, but I nevertheless recognize what skill and intelligence did go into it. Does this mean that the flick earns a recommendation? No, it doesn't. Does it mean that one should specifically set time aside to watch? No, absolutely not. However, if you're looking for something very light, something mindless, that doesn't require or inspire active engagement - well, this is passively entertaining in some measure. There are many, many other titles one should prioritize watching, but in the right circumstances, 'Aquarium of the dead' might fit the bill.

Asylum trash, if you don't know Asylum makes bad movies on purpose. This movie is a prime example of this. It tried to be funny bad in a few scenes but failed. The script was written around the locations they could film at or made up on the spot. Cheaper the better, anything is acceptable. This movie doesn't do anything good making it a bore. Finding a hole in the plot is easy. Please make some effort.

What a boring & just terrible pointless flick this was.

You hardly see any creature's at all because the budget was obvious ridiculously so low so what was the point in even trying? I mean it's a zombie creature feature but you really only see a few glimpses of really poor flat looking c.g.i creature's & that's it!!!

The actors have to always look shocked or scared to something that we never see lol it's absolutely ridiculous & embarrassing.

I like tons of B-movies & i know they're silly & fun but this wasn't even that.

Horrendous acting, Horrendous fx & Horrendously boring, you basically follow a bunch of terrible actors trying to look scared as they walk around an aquarium & that's about it. Crap.

Well, if you are familiar with the movies - the mockbusters - that the movie company The Asylum churn out, then you know what you are in for when you sit down to watch "Aquarium of the Dead".

And yeah, "Aquarium of the Dead" was exactly what you would expect from The Asylum, for better or worse. The storyline and the concept here was actually fun enough, but the movie was just not made great by the inferior special effects and CGI. And let's face it, for a movie such as "Aquarium of the Dead", then special effects are a must.

Sure, I was lured in to watching "Aquarium of the Dead" because of the title. And also because I saw that the movie had Vivica A. Fox on the cast list. And when I saw The Asylum on the intro screen, I must admit that my expectations to the movie went right out the window.

Yet, I opted to watch "Aquarium of the Dead" on the odd chance that this was actually one of those rare moments where The Asylum actually churn out something worthwhile watching. However, as it turned out, then "Aquarium of the Dead" wasn't really one such moment.

The movie just settled into a very monotonous pace and it never really got into gear. So the movie experience was rather prolonged and bland. And the terrible CGI effects weren't exactly doing much to sell the movie.

The acting in "Aquarium of the Dead" was pretty much what you would and could expect from a movie such as this, and from a movie made by The Asylum. It is cheesy and campy, sure, but not among the worst of acting performances I have seen.

I managed to sit through the entire ordeal, but I can in all honesty say that I am not going to watch "Aquarium of the Dead" a second time. Nor is it a movie that I would recommend you sit down to watch.

The storyline told in "Aquarium of the Dead" just felt like it was something that director Glenn Miller was making up as they filmed the movie. So I don't really know what writers Marc Gottlieb and Michael Varrati were thinking here when they wrote the script for "Aquarium of the Dead".

But hey, at least "Aquarium of the Dead" offered something that haven't been seen before. I mean reanimated dead starfish, dolphin, walrus, octopus and crocodile. And you might think that would make for a gloriously fun movie. Well, no, not so much actually.

My rating of the 2021 movie "Aquarium of the Dead" lands on a three out of ten stars.

Literally first scene and I already knew it would be bad I actually knew it would be bad because Vivica A. Fox was in it and she only does terrible movies now but anyways the camera work is absolutely terrible the editing makes it look like a school project that would be worth no more than a B- and the shots that they do take are unnecessary and they suck and the acting is beyond horrible it's genuinely laughable how bad it is and the editing oh my lord it is the worst I have seen in a WHILE I can't believe movies like this get made all of the actors should find a new career and the camera man should sell all his equipment. This review probably seems like it's from some hater who has done nothing with their life and just sits on their butt but no I am a teenage fit model who goes to an arts school so I know what good film is and this is NOT IT.