Sous la Seine

I would have stopped watching this bland, unoriginal flick a quarter of the way in except the guy playing the cop is super attractive. I love a god dumb shark movie. This is just a repeat of shark tropes and horror movie formulas that have been done to death....hehe. If I watch a shark movie I want Sharktopus or Snow Sharks. Something so dumb it can be riffed by a group of beer drinking, pop corn eating friends. I want to see the shark grabbing a helicopter out of the air in a giant leap. The characters in this film are way too intense. Is this Sartre with Jaws? Gloomy teenagers and crabby scientists need to go dwell in Batman films. Except for the hot cop. He has a future.