Mon effroyable anniversaire

Kevin: [Sees Skye walking by] Hey! Hey, weirdo!

Brigg: Leave her alone, man.

Kevin: No, no, no.

[to Skye]

Kevin: You'd give your left nut to do it with this guy, wouldn't you?

Skye Rotter: [to Kevin] Sounds like you'd give your left nut to do it with him.

[Brigg laughs]

Kevin: What'd you-what'd you say, freak show?

Skye Rotter: Nothing. I just think Brigg can do better than a quarterback like you.

Kevin: Oh, ha, ha, funny. Idiot! I'm not a quarterback, I'm a reciever.

Skye Rotter: I bet you are!

Kevin: What?

[Brigg's cracking up]

Kevin: That's not what - Look, I'm not gay for Brigg!

[Looks at Brigg who's muffling his laughter]

Brigg: I'm sorry.

Kevin: Okay, you know what?

[points to Skye]

Kevin: Screw you

[points to Brigg]

Kevin: and I'll see you at practice.

[leaves Brigg and Skye laughing]