En cuisine avec Paris Hilton

Silly, glittery show and mostly not about food but Paris and her friends. The cameras spend 90% of the time on Paris's face and the rest on the food she's attempting to make. Watch it for a laugh but don't expect to learn much about cooking.

In case you forgot the Hilton's are rich and you're poor, just tune into "Cooking with Paris", and watch the star attempt to cook while wearing evening gowns. The extravagant decorations and expensive food just pushed this over the top.

Why the hell is Netflix pandering to people like Paris Hilton? With no discernible talent, this show might be quasi-reality TV, but it's just excruciating. It isn't even funny in an ironic way; the celebrities featured here have the personality of cardboard. They are the literal opposite of our aspirations for what role model should be.

Netflix could be spending money supporting actual talent; you know, by making shows with actual talented writers and actors that need the break. Instead we get this monstrosity...

It's not going to happen. I thought after Paris's whole documentary about how she was so misunderstood that she wouldn't be playing into her dumb blonde trope, yet here we are. She is still doing the baby voice and trying to be super cutesy but at 40 it's just awkward and cringey. I commend her guests for trying to be as entertaining and normal as possible in this extremely forced scenario. I would recommend this show as background noise for when you don't want to feel alone but that's about it.

Another classic example of how Americans don't understand irony!

If you were expecting a high quality cooking show, I understand why you might be upset. But based on the title, what did you expect?

It's fun, it's supposed to be tongue in cheek and on that level, Paris nails it. Just roll with it and have fun as well. She doesn't offend anyone and if anything you have to admire how she can take the piss out of herself so well.

This is who Paris Hilton is and what Paris Hilton does! Nothing has changed and she isn't trying to be anything else.

Don't wait until episode 3 to decide you hate it. Using words to describe food such as "tanned" and "melty" spring up pretty early so that should have been alarm bells to abort if that is going to be something you're not going to appreciate

It's playful, it's refreshing and it's inoffensive. I don't feel guilty for watching and enjoying. Why must everything be so serious all the time?