"The Holy Trinity" is one of those movies made out of pure wish to make a movie rather than wanting to use even a little bit of talent or skill. The acting is laughable, the plot barely exists, the characters are stupid, and the whole thing is so laughably bad that you should definitely consider watching this with your best friend to make fun of it. The movie tries to escape those facts by labeling itself as a dark comedy, but I seriously doubt that's the case. The more likely scenario is that they couldn't make anything better. I am being serious here. I've watched some bad stuff, and this really made me question myself and why I waste my time on stuff like this. Shalom Kolontarov is especially bad; he has one facial expression for every mood and situation. The others are at least trying, although their overacting is obnoxious, and his brother Yakov is barely better. Also, any chance they can have a scene making out with the girls? Those guys grab it! The good parts? Girls are kind of hot, Rebecca Hurt especially. There are also some scenes that feel like they are taken directly out of some other movies, and they stick out terribly with their higher quality. But other than that, watching this is the same as if you decided to delete an hour and a half of your existence. Absolutely the same result. I give it 2/10, and I don't recommend it unless you are deliberately going to make fun of it, because that's the only thing it's good for.
