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But, as a woman who has some construction in her past, I gotta ask...how does a master/custom carpenter maintain such gorgeous long nails? Makes me think the show is a little phony.

This may be the most annoying HGTV episode I've ever seen in my entire life. I have never seen a show before where they keep ignoring the homeowners over and over and over again. "We don't want to jungle"..."We've given you a jungle just like you asked for".

I'm stuck watching the show just because I want to see the end result but I literally want to stab my face with a shrimp fork hundreds of times just listening to these guys.

I am a big HGTV fan. My wife and I watch these shows for years but I have to tell you the two gentlemen hosts are condescending know it alls, annoying, annoying, annoying hosts that I've ever seen. Perhaps listen to what the homeowner wants. By the way that I mentioned the hosts are annoying?

1 and done. Cancel! Or get better hosts.

No chemistry, and FAR too 'produced'. It feels phony & scripted, with 3 people with nothing in common, just thrown together for purposes of a thinly contrived show, not for actual focus on homeowners.

The 'stars' seem to vie for camera time. No real spontaneous conversation. No cohesion between different parts of the project. I can't quite figure out what skills the woman brings to the mix.

Just generic, contrived 'entertainment' attempt, rather than genuine - genuinely interesting - repair/ renovation show. Like when HGTV was first developing. No charisma, no chemistry, mediocre talent.

Best of this genre have skilled professionals followed & filmed doing their work, being themselves. Worst are slickly produced with painfully obvious scripts, phony crises, showing very little actual work in process. And they over-simplify, which is frequently because the 'star' can't do the actual work (ref Tamara Day of Bargain Mansions).

This seems like a terrible generic time-filler, maybe a throw-away project for an intern.

Don't waste your time.

John is better than this. Get him a new show. In episode 2 the home owner had a dying deck but the 3 "were surprised " because it had to be replaced". Then there is the "budget" problem. Jaime spends way too much of the budget. Sorry we won't be watching this show anymore.

The craftsman ship is outstanding - NOT. The columns they salvaged, a little wood filler wasn't worth the effort? Was the a perfect circle somewhere? The best built thing was the children's playhouse.