Night Is Day: The Movie

Where to start?

This is, simply put, the worst film ever made. It's actually so bad that I've lost the ability to express myself.

Nothing makes any sense at all.

It is so staggeringly poorly written, literally every scene has ridden with plot holes.

A bizarre and embarrassing series of non sequiturs that seem to reference a universe that we are never initiated into or know anything about (but is apparently essential knowledge if you want to even begin to understand what is going on).

It's just bad. Every element of it is bad. It's just so, so bad. Unbelievably bad.

The lead actor doesn't know how to say the word "placate" and says dimensional port holes instead of dimensional portals.

It's just bizarre.

The framing is absolutely terrible and it's rife with sound issues. I actually cried while trying to figure out how to express just how bad this is.

This has ruined my life. I will never be the same.

Me and my family where bored and considered this movie as an option because i used to live in Glasgow which is part of my family heritage. So we paid £1.50 To watch this hoping for something decent if not at least entertaining. It turned out to be an abomination to the movie world. The acting was worse than Terrible. I felt like i was watching a children's school play but with grown adults. I felt embarrassed for those who starred in this. I could have made a better movie with my mobile phone.

I am not usually one to complain about movies but this really did take the biscuit! I am outraged that money could have gone to better use! Like throwing it down the drain! It even put me and my family off our lovely Chinese meal. My uncle Jeremiah felt suicidal and is currently going through a deep depression and has developed a medical condition just because of how bad this was. It felt like it was 5 hours long.

I would have much rather preferred a stroll in a dessert with no source of food and water than ever encounter something as bad as this again. I would call it a movie but i don't think it's worthy of the title. I recommend the disc be burned so no one has to view this vile monstrosity ever again.

Regards Jonathan Fatsie!

Look, I have seen the hate that has been targeted at this film and its director and I can say truthfully, it is undeserved.

First of all, it is the first superhero movie from Scotland, so it's unique. Secondly, the music is outstanding. Third of all, the acting is exceptional. Featuring actors such as Tam Toye (Who you can also see in major blockbuster 'Infiltrated' which is just as good if not better). And that Fraser Coull is a genius. And I mean it. A genius. He is an incredible director and his script is very compelling from the start. So many characters and plots that all come together in the final car park showdown. Truly an amazing work of art and could not recommend it more. The only thing that would make this better, is a sequel...