Swapping Girlfriends

This pair of Pure Taboo vignettes is p*ss poor - poorly conceived demonstrations of producer Bree Mills' thesis that "men are bad". Hardly entertaining by any definition, the combo represents lousy, insulting porn.

Title scene opens with a nondescript NonSex actor (who goes uncredited) taking his girlfriend Alex Coal to visit his brother Pete (Logan Pierce), even though she objects, complaining that Pete was sleazy, making a play for her last time they were all together.

He leaves her with Pete and soon the creep reveals that the siblings have entered into an arrangement similar to that hoary old '60s era practice of wife-swapping. Only this time it's, you guessed it, girlfriend swapping. Pete explains that a guy gets tired of banging his girl over and over again, and he and brother Andy have pulled this switch for variety.

Coal can't believe it, but the cad forces her to have sex with him, and almost immediately she joins in somewhat enthusisastically, supposedly to get even with her boyfriend Andy and evidently to have orgasms. Coal is a fine actress, but steps completely out of character here, and the mean-spirited ending is stupid.

Supporting program titled "Uncle Hyde" (presumably a dumb reference to Robert Louis Stevenson's Mr. Hyde evil character) has teen Laney Grey angry with her dominating parents, and going to stay with her Uncle Neil, slimily played by Stirling Cooper.

She feels powerless under parental control, as they oppose her boyfriends. She's found a soul mate via the internet, and is looking forward to meeting the guy, but afraid her parents will object.

Uncle Neil patiently listens to her story, while appearing way too obviously lecherous and voyeuristic toward the young girl, and then bluntly tells her he'll fink on her about the new beau to her parents unless she f*cks him.

Laney is shocked, but an ultimatum is an ultimatum and soon she's humping Stirling like a bunny -strictly gonzo and once again completely out of character. She presumed this was a "just once" variation on rape but the segment ends with Uncle Neil making it clear she's his prisoner now and will be a sex slave.

This crap passes for pretentious porn, but it's actually bottom of the barrel.