The Toxic Avenger

I'll keep this review short and to the point. This movie keeps that Troma charm, and even has some throwbacks for Troma fans. It was actually way better than I expected it to be, and if you're a Troma fan wanting to watch a Troma Movie, you won't be upset.

I'm fairly certain that a lot of the lower reviews on here wouldn't last through even 30 minutes of the original, and definitely not any portion of part 4.

The Toxic Avenger is a suitably gory and surprisingly funny low budget throwback to B-movies that's greatest strength comes from how consistently those jokes land. It updates the titular character for modern times effectively and is always moving quickly enough to remain a fun watch. The bad taste sensibilities are more than accounted for and it also has the required heart to be emotionally investing as well.

Peter Dinklage gets things off to a strong start thanks to his heartfelt performance as a downbeat guy who just wants to be a good dad. Once he hands over the physical work to Luisa Guerreiro, they work well together so it still feels like one character. Kevin Bacon is the fun kind of pathetic villain and Elijah Wood similarly gets some laughs out of his eccentric character. Taylour Paige does the narrative heavy lifting as well as delivering solid jokes.

Macon Blair's direction has a clear affection for this genre and when the smaller budget becomes visible it only adds to the charm. All the gore is fittingly bloody and gleefully over the top but it would've benefited from looking more practical overall. The occasionally snappy editing by Brett W. Bachman and James Thomas prevents the film from getting bogged down by the most common narrative tropes when they appear.

When this was announced I was intrigued and when I found out Macon Blair was directing, I was fully on board. I expected something putrid and heinous with a ton of violence. Now that this is finally here after almost 3 years of delays, I can say the brutality is there in heavy doses, but the comedy aspect that they went for is absolutely pathetic . Now I'm not saying the originals weren't zany and mightily cheesy. It's just for the time that is why they worked. This time around it's like they took gen z humor and threw it at a Gen x property and it just doesn't work. It's cringeworthy in the worst way. At times the extremism of it even goes into territory that gets bordeline creepy.

Another huge and glaring aspect is the casting of Peter Dinklage for Toxie . It just doesn't work flat out . I'm really not sure what they were thinking with that . It's also even more flabbergasting they don't even use him in the actual practical suit/mask . He's simply the voice over with a stunt double . Some of the other casting decisions were off as well with even some of the notables. I will say at times the visuals were kind of cool but that was about it . This film didn't need to happen if this was the effort they were gonna throw at it .

I watched The Toxic Avenger (2023) in theaters this evening. The storyline follows a widowed single dad raising his stepson who learns from his doctor that he has only six months to a year to live. Desperate for help, he turns to the owner of his company for treatment but is rejected, setting him on a path of revenge, transformation, and vengeance.

This film is directed by Macon Blair (I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore) and stars Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones), Kevin Bacon (Friday the 13th), Elijah Wood (The Lord of the Rings), Taylour Paige (Zola), and Jacob Tremblay (Doctor Sleep).

This movie gave me exactly what I wanted. It has the perfect blend of Hobo with a Shotgun and Class of Nuke 'Em High. I was glad it wasn't a straight remake but instead took the story in a fresh new direction. The characters, setting, and premise pull you right into its universe, delivering that gritty mix of grindhouse, horror, comedy, and sci-fi that you expect from a Toxic Avenger / Troma Entertainment production.

The acting hits the right notes, the storyline has more depth than expected, and the villains are perfectly over the top. The special effects shine with a great mix of practical work and CGI-the opening "arm" sequence, the Miss Meat Dinner scene, every battle with "Killer Nuts," and the climactic showdown gave me everything I was hoping for. I also loved the opening narration, the animation, and of course, the soundtrack.

If I had any complaints, I would have liked more from the transformation scene, and while some of the CGI was excellent, other moments felt uneven. Still, overall this film delivered exactly what I was looking for...and stay for the after credits.

In conclusion, The Toxic Avenger is far better than it has any right to be-a fun, modern reimagining of a cult classic. I'd score it a solid 7.5/10.

I'll start off by saying the first Toxic Avenger back in 1984 is probably in my top 25 - 50 movies to watch easily. It's violent, disgusting, offensive and yet funny. You either love it or hate it. There is absolutely no way it could be made today considering you'll offend people with even the subtlest of things we'd consider insignificant. They should have stopped at the second one where they go to Japan. Let's be honest.

This on the other hand is just a soulless cash grab where the people who possibly bought the rights to make this did the bare minimum to call it Toxic Avenger. Sort of like that first Super Mario movie from the 1990s. Sure there wasn't much plot involved in the original Toxic Avenger movie but they could have expanded upon what shreds of plot there were as this is an insult if it was a reboot. This is so far from the original this is almost a spinoff and without a doubt this is the worst in the series. I thought the 4th one Citizen Toxie was the worst, thinking it wasn't possible to do worse but this somehow set the bar so low not even ants can crawl under it.

I have no idea why anyone even remotely famous signed up for this. We've got Peter Dinklage for some reason, at most they could have used his voice as everyone remembers how golden Toxie's voice was in that one movie. We've got Kevin Bacon in it, which his role could have been done by anyone else just as effectively and Elijah Wood. Who cares. Neither of them have been relevant for like 15-20+ years.

The plot makes sense for why toxie ends up why he did. However, it's just this slog through mud where the only thing going for it is there's some good music in it from bands such as Judas Priest, Savatage and Peter singing Overkill by Motorhead. Lemmy the singer of Motorhead was in a few Tromaville films so it's a nice nod to him. However the step father not getting respect from the boy or the whole medical insurance angles were weak.

The CGI gore didn't suit the movie and if you endure the movie until the end past the credits you get to watch Peter Dinklage.. you know.. make an umm.. you know.. grilled cheese.. which, you know.. is... good. The way Toxie looks just seems wrong as well, perhaps if they took the "Celebrities" out of this there would be more of a budget to make the movie to get that classic tromaville film look instead of this garbage. I've seen my share of tromaville films and some like class of nuke'em high are worth the second watch, they are low budget, gross, offensive and fun but the people who made this didn't understand what made them so good.

0 / 10 - I wish this never came out. I'm glad to see so many crew members as well as their friends and family put up fake reviews, pretending this was a good movie and thumbing down honest reviews.