Disciples

So I will start by saying: (crickets playing in the background)

Sadly, even tho I wanted to keep it as short as possible, I fear that I have to be explicit in order to properly warn people. Disciples is one of the worst movies I've laid my eyes upon, it tried a lot, has a lot of people involved, states pretty much only the obvious about hell, succubus, Lucifer and so on, mixing with drugs, rock music and all the rest resulting in something that could be compared with the work of a 12 years old frustrated little kid. It really is that bad, and trust me, after seeing the first 3 minutes you'll know what I'm talking about. And no, I'm not kidding, I looked carefully, 3 minutes is what it takes to completely ruin it for you!

But at least you'll know from start that it is truly, that bad! If you decide to watch some more, fine, but at least come back with an opinion, state it here, and let's play a game: name a movie that is worse than this!

I for one am shocked, I have seen my share of indie productions, extremely low budget horrors, a lot of bad gore, but this one sinks to a whole new level. Sorry to say so!

Cheers!

No pun intended - the movie is ... well if you see the actors involved you may feel like the score is way too low. And yes the acting power ... is kind of amazing. But it seems like they wasted all their money in getting an "all star cast" (horror movies that is) ... and forget to invest in a script.

CGI when used isn't that good either. Some of the practical effects do work though. There is also a lot of nudity, if that helps (maybe it hurts, not sure how you feel about it). The version I watched was cut, that one should only get a .. 1 I reckon. But I saw what was missing - and it helped to get another bonus point for me. Though I reckon it is more for the actors ... who try their best. Even with weird (bad) accents ... hey it is a pay day, so I totally get it ... everyone needs money ... even iconic horror actors ...

Lately all I have been seeing within the film industry is very bad film making, bad acting and costumes you can find in any fancy dress store.

Disciples is just another bad movie with special effects that really doesn't make the film any better, the acting isn't convincing and as I mentioned, wardrobe must have hired a fancy dress shop to help them with the costumes. Something you would see during Halloween.

The "creatures" or "demons" walk around with mouths opened either screaming or just something they think will scare you. That once or twice over where they quickly turn to the camera to show you how scary they look. In fact it was a laugh!

Oh my, what a disaster. I think I will return to foreign films where at least I have seen some good horror and good acting and steer away from these American films which have started to annoy me.

As confusing as it was masterful. Demons, Demon boobs and demon on demon violence.. oh and there was a 67year old virgin in there somewhere, for some reason... The practical effects were top notch, like Azmodeus and Belial walked straight out of the layers of hell and into this movie. Has to be seen to be believed