Love Me

Google lifespan of solar panels and it shows 25 to 35 years. Even if the panels are super futuristic panels, it still wouldn't last as long as it would in the movie.

Metal degradation alone wouldn't make sense, which is around 150years. Again way shorter than the timeline of the movie.

I haven't even touch on the lifespan of electronics. Even if it's super futuristic, the battery still have a lifespan.

All this is to say the timeline in the movie makes no sense!

The entire premise of the movie is deeply flawed. It's about earth and not a galaxy far far away or a fantasy land with magic and wands to wave away the contemporary impossibles.

I thought this would be right up my alley, I love indie, weird movies. I also love a unique concept and have no issue with slow burns or just storytelling vs having a plot. I was so excited for this because I love both the leads and thought it was such a cool idea, like Wall-E and Eve. It was genuinely slow and lacked something but I found it entertaining enough. I wouldn't watch it again but am glad I watched it once. My husband always turned it down because it looked too slow so I rented it by myself because I knew my husband would hate it. And he would've most definitely. He needs the story to be fast paced to keep his attention.

I like both Kristen Stewart (more SEBERG and ADVENTURELAND than TWILIGHT) and Steven Yeun (THE WALKING DEAD), and I also love a good post-apocalyptic story, so that was enough for me to put this movie on reserve at the library. Unfortunately, the film is a bit of a misfire. I hate knocking a film for being too ambitious, but this romance between an AI buoy in the ocean and a satellite in space, which are both still functioning centuries after humans have gone extinct, doesn't quite pull off its ambitions. The two base their robot courtship on a social media influencer's posts about herself and her boyfriend, with the two taking on avatars of their long-dead human inspirations. There's a subtext about real-life versus phony online "lives" and, more importantly, about love and connection, that even in a lifeless world, two sentient machines still yearn for connection. The film lacked the emotional resonance it was aspiring to, but Stewart and Yuen are both likable and manage to make the film watchable, even if they are CGI avatars for too much of the film. Even though I won't recommend LOVE ME, I'll be curious to see what writer/directors Andrew & Sam Zuchero do in the future.

I wouldn't call this science fiction. More like robot sexual fantasy. I had three hours to kill on a flight and thought I would fill the void with this movie. However, I found myself fast forwarding through much of it just to see where they were going with it and was less impressed the further I got along. They were trying to be Avant-garde, but it was just a ridiculous premise and poor storytelling and I don't see how anyone could relate much to the characters or find it interesting, unless you just want to see Kristen Stewart, who still managed to show she's a great actress despite what and who she had to work with (but you only get to actually see her towards the end). There are much better ways to play with discovering love, or the possibility of computers gaining sentience, or even to cross the two, as this movie tried to do but failed utterly at. In the end, it was much more interesting just staring out the plane's window.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ **Hauntingly Beautiful, Though Not As Tragic As It Could Be**

*Love Me*, starring the always captivating Kristen Stewart and the incredibly nuanced Steven Yeun, is a visually mesmerizing and emotionally intriguing film. The performances alone are worth the full five stars-both actors deliver deeply layered portrayals that linger long after the credits roll. Their chemistry is haunting and intimate, carrying the film even through its slower or more ambiguous moments.

That said, the story itself felt a bit mediocre. I found myself wishing it had leaned harder into tragedy-there were so many opportunities for deeper emotional devastation that the film seemed to pull back from. With a concept this bold and actors this talented, a more tragic arc could have elevated it from memorable to unforgettable.

Still, *Love Me* is an experience. It's strange, slow-burning, and laced with melancholy-just not quite as heart-wrenching as I hoped.