3 Mistresses

Yesterday's TV news mentioned Tiger Woods might be retiring due to recurring injuries, and then I watched this meretricious fake expose about his sexual peccadilloes, truly bottom of the barrel porn. I enjoy B. Skow's entertaining features ("Daddy's Girls", "Homecoming") and he should stick to making those.

Gimmick is to cast real-life porn queens linked however tenuously to Woods, leading to his tabloid-exploited divorce. My least favorite institution in our society is TMZ, so my reaction to this crap was predictable.

The girls are interviewed at length, with apparently Skow (or whoever he hired to do interviews) in voice-over weighing in TMZ-style about Tiger's shortcomings. It's in poor taste and unfunny, far worse than the pot calling the kettle black.

The girls have sex with an assortment of Black porn actors, some shown as merely dicks and others permitted to have their faces on screen. To call this pointless is missing the point: Skow is merely another pornographer dishing up explicit but strictly generic XXX content as if that were a rare commodity (and not available free in unlimited quantities and varieties thanks to the internet). Thanks for nothing.

Providing the nothing are capable performers: Holly Sampson, her bright pink nipples a delight, located on newly enlarged breasts; Joslyn James, her big tits more of a constant factor, and Devon James sort of an also-ran. With dildo in hand they get together for a lesbian three-way, presumably of interest to the real Tiger as if the b.s. we listen to were true then he might be fascinated by seeing his mistresses en masse.