Iron Wolf

I hoped, even prayed that the intention was comedic all the way for Iron Wolf, but once again, utter complete failure! You can not imagine how weak this movie actually is, and from my words alone, you'll barely manage to make half of an impression, thus I warn you, whatever you imagine, multiply it by two, to say the least!

You can pretty much tell how bad it will be from the first 10 minutes. The actors, the accents, the surroundings, the costumes, everything is just plain ol' amateur style. Of course the cherry on the cake is the Wolf itself, and here is where I have to draw the line. I can't explain it, describe it, it is beyond me. Check for some pictures online and maybe you can find the design of this dreadful creature and decide right there and then that Iron Wolf is most definitely a pass!

The ending itself is laughable in the worst way possible. I don't know what budget they had, no idea how they came up with the script and how on Earth could they possibly think that they can pull this off. Acylum productions are Oscars nominees compared to this one. Stay away! Just...don't!

Cheers!

This movie, from start to finish, is a bit of a disaster. The actors range from overactor to not an actor, to a varying degree. Their characters are hyper-stereotyped however, so it sort of works. The setting is pretty good, and the storyline a fantastic pile of myth drivel. The Wolf is... Bad... Like, really Bad. Pure B movie bad and then some.

The only thing this movie really lacks, is a generous helping of self- deprecating humor. But if you're not too hung up on it, it's actually a lot better than a few choice titles of recent, better budgeted, horror movies. And if you can forgive the terrible effects, it's actually slightly reminiscent of American Werewolf in London.

So. Expect nothing, and you will be rewarded.

Iron Werewolf

Directed by Tommy Wiseau

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