Storage Wars : Enchères à New York

Badly portrayed New Yorkers. Idiots who curse too much and like to talk tough. It is a badly made spin-off of the other Storage Wars ( Storage Wars and Storage Wars; Texas) The auctioneer is the worst I've ever heard. They may as well have just gotten someone off the street to auctioneer ( if fact, it sounds like they did). The other Storage Wars are at least mildly entertaining. Storage Wars New York, however, is not worth even a casual viewing. A&E has some good shows on the air, but this is not one of them. The whole show is a joke. A&E should be ashamed to air it and New Yorkers should be up in arms over these fools. I highly recommend you skip this atrocity.

This is the second spin off from the Storage Wars franchise. Joe P. is the white-hair pony-tailed 'Legend'. Candy and Courtney are the chicks. Mike is the hustler. Chris and Tad have a store in Jersey. The second season brought in Big Steve. The over-riding characteristics of the New York gang are loud, aggressive, and really annoying. Despite its aggressive nature, the Storage Wars franchise still needs a good helping of light fun. Without it, the show is Storage Wars: New York where it becomes a battle in a traffic jam. There's a lot of honking, obscene gestures, and a lot of angry yelling. Not many people like being stuck in a traffic jam.

Oh man, this show is terrible. If you thought the Texas version was bad, you need not waste your time. I only tuned in because I thought this was the Cali cast, as it has been listed that way on my guide. (Which I later realized was an attempt to trick an audience into tuning in) After about 5 minutes, I was ready to poke my eyes out; I changed the channel and vowed to never waste another minute of my life on this mess of a TV show. A&E producers, if you are reading this, please pay attention...

Stop trying to make these Storage Wars spin-offs happen! They're not going to happen!

Storage Wars New York just affirms how belligerent and ignorant NYers are. No thanks. Not only was it a waste of my time watching it, now I have to leave a 150 word essay to tell you just how bad this show really is.