Modern Times Forever

Truth be told this is a long movie and that's ok. If you mange to sit through 240 hours of pure terror and concentrate on what's happened you should have realised by then that the moral of it all is time is precious and you shouldn't waste it. Also take a moment at the end to realise the fact that you just watched a friggin 10day long film. Truly a masterclass in horror. I mean the beard you will have grown and the stench that will have accumulated is terrifying and adds to the atmosphere of the film. A must watch for anybody who loves film and wants a masterclass. Just like the movie though by the time you have finished reading this you should've realised yet again that this is wasted time.