Platonic

Quasarman, that prolific cameraman/gonzo director, delivers a dud to Sweet Sinner with this limp romantic movie. As scriptwriter, he seems to have pulled one out of his bottom drawer dating back to that boomlet circa 2010 when labels like New Sensations briefly cranked out rather tame porn movies aimed at a Couples audience.

Melissa Stratton, an attractive brunette who sort of brings the mainstream beauty of a Megan Fox to porn, stars as a rather vapid character, basically a complainer who bores her best pal Ryan McLane with her endless reports on her unsuccessful dating experiences. To illustrate, Mike Quasar includes a thankfully brief flashback of Stratton having to put up with the annoying dialog of bad date David Lord, portraying a loquacious former rock star.

Poor Ryan also has to put up with the bullshit of co-worker Tommy Pistol, equally bragging about his one-night stands and giving McLane plenty of bad advice. Audience has to put up with Pistol displaying his array of ugly tattoos as he has a sex scene with poor Aiden Ashley, herself playing a proponent of the "no commitment" approach to sex.

Another tattooed stud, Nade Nasty (needs a new stage name, pronto) is tossed in the mix rather irrelevantly, having sex with Melissa's busty friend Skylar Snow. Lovely Kylie Rocket gets to bed down Ryan before the utterly corny conclusion.

Oddest touch here is to have Pistol switch from his always annoying presence to sudden Mr. Nice Guy before the curtain falls, but I wasn't buying it.