Ajouter une intrigue dans votre langueEva, a psychologist specializing in couples therapy, is about to get married and her best friends are organizing her bachelorette party at a discreet tantra-yoga retreat in Vama Veche.Eva, a psychologist specializing in couples therapy, is about to get married and her best friends are organizing her bachelorette party at a discreet tantra-yoga retreat in Vama Veche.Eva, a psychologist specializing in couples therapy, is about to get married and her best friends are organizing her bachelorette party at a discreet tantra-yoga retreat in Vama Veche.
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I regret waisting 90 mins watching this lame, cheap and very commercial but in a poor way ' movie'. Really sad they promoted this as good quality when in reality I could have brought more art filming my daily life, just working and living. Very cheap story to see. I still need to add 300 characters for this message to be published so I will add 2 more minutes to full waiste analyzing this ' movie'. Hmm what to add more? Predictable replicas, scenes basically all the movie very easy to forecats the ' non action' intrigue and the lack of talent for the 'actos'. Give me a script and I put more emotion with zero
interest in acting.. Laaaame!
Really bad movie: poor acting, poor lines, I cannot belive this movie is so bad. I had the feeling that they did it on purpose to be this bad!!!
The dialogue is very stupid, it is a disaster!
I would not recommend wasting even 5 min of your time to watch this crap!
It is a joke!
Also, the fact that Adela Popescu brought her husband and child to play in this stupid movie, its disgusting. Confirms me once again why I do mot like this lady and her arogance.
Also, some characters are not even actors : like Adelina Pestritu and the guy that owns some night clubs and restaurants. Did these guys paid to appear in this crap???
The dialogue is very stupid, it is a disaster!
I would not recommend wasting even 5 min of your time to watch this crap!
It is a joke!
Also, the fact that Adela Popescu brought her husband and child to play in this stupid movie, its disgusting. Confirms me once again why I do mot like this lady and her arogance.
Also, some characters are not even actors : like Adelina Pestritu and the guy that owns some night clubs and restaurants. Did these guys paid to appear in this crap???
It's a bad movie. Director, screenwriter, actors, absolutely all of them seem to be poor amateurs who met to produce a crappy movie.
The actresses are talentless, full of mannerisms, they play unnatural, forced, artificial, even embarrassingly weak.
The script is flat, with banal, witless, boring or even annoying lines.
The montage is incoherent, although we want it to be dynamic and fun
Directing? It's like it doesn't even exist. Did this movie really have a director?
Don't waste time to watch it. There are a thousand and one much more interesting things that you can do during this time.
In conclusion, I give grade 1.
The actresses are talentless, full of mannerisms, they play unnatural, forced, artificial, even embarrassingly weak.
The script is flat, with banal, witless, boring or even annoying lines.
The montage is incoherent, although we want it to be dynamic and fun
Directing? It's like it doesn't even exist. Did this movie really have a director?
Don't waste time to watch it. There are a thousand and one much more interesting things that you can do during this time.
In conclusion, I give grade 1.
"Retreat Vama Veche" is an absolute disaster from start to finish. The casting is a clear indication of the film's overall quality. The actors are third-rate at best, with performances that are painfully wooden and devoid of any real talent. The script is a jumbled mess, full of cliches and inconsistencies. The cast is filled with a parade of talentless wannabes, including a mix of obnoxious "cocalari" and vapid "pitipoance," along with washed-up celebrities who clearly haven't aged well. It's as if the filmmakers threw together a bunch of random people and hoped for the best.
It's painfully obvious that the only reason this film exists is to secure funding from the National Film Center (AFCN) and to give these mediocre actors a chance to shine (or rather, to continue to fade into obscurity). The entire production feels cheap and amateurish, and the end result is a truly painful viewing experience. Avoid this film at all costs.
It's painfully obvious that the only reason this film exists is to secure funding from the National Film Center (AFCN) and to give these mediocre actors a chance to shine (or rather, to continue to fade into obscurity). The entire production feels cheap and amateurish, and the end result is a truly painful viewing experience. Avoid this film at all costs.
While RO cinema usually puts lower quality stuff, this is just garbage! Don't watch it!
The acting, if we can call it that, is something out of a bad kids play, the script is trash, basically everything is unwatchable.
No idea why they made it, but maybe they should rethink movie making, cuz the people behind this are just bad at it.
As for the ladies cast in the main roles, uhh, talk about cringe acting. They give a new meaning to the word bad actor, if they can be called that.
I managed to see maybe 20 min from it and then decided that my time can't be wasted anymore on this!
You are better off looking at your toes, than watching this!
The acting, if we can call it that, is something out of a bad kids play, the script is trash, basically everything is unwatchable.
No idea why they made it, but maybe they should rethink movie making, cuz the people behind this are just bad at it.
As for the ladies cast in the main roles, uhh, talk about cringe acting. They give a new meaning to the word bad actor, if they can be called that.
I managed to see maybe 20 min from it and then decided that my time can't be wasted anymore on this!
You are better off looking at your toes, than watching this!
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- Date de sortie
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- Langue
- Aussi connu sous le nom de
- Vama Veche Retreat
- Lieux de tournage
- Sociétés de production
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- Budget
- 800 000 € (estimé)
- Montant brut mondial
- 312 291 $US
- Durée1 heure 30 minutes
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