Après avoir accepté une invitation sur une île privée, les influenceurs les plus célèbres du monde se retrouvent dans une horrible émission de télé-réalité dont le but est d'échapper à des c... Tout lireAprès avoir accepté une invitation sur une île privée, les influenceurs les plus célèbres du monde se retrouvent dans une horrible émission de télé-réalité dont le but est d'échapper à des chiens mangeurs d'hommes.Après avoir accepté une invitation sur une île privée, les influenceurs les plus célèbres du monde se retrouvent dans une horrible émission de télé-réalité dont le but est d'échapper à des chiens mangeurs d'hommes.
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Marisa Toriello
- Madison
- (as Marisa Arias)
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This is so painfully bad in every way imaginable. The use of horrendous quality CGI in some scenes and AI generated images in others really makes everything feel super disjointed snd sloppy.
The acting is awful, and if I hadn't read the movie description, I would never know it was supposed to be a horror comedy. There are nearly zero funny moments. Other than the ones are just funny because of how bad and cheesy the acting is. The character Collins is especially unlikable and has mostly only cringey interactions throughout.
Very upset and saddened I wasted time and money of this piece of trash. I'm disappointed in every one involved with making this, but more than anything I'm disappointed in me. For paying actually money for one of thr worst movies I have ever seen.
The acting is awful, and if I hadn't read the movie description, I would never know it was supposed to be a horror comedy. There are nearly zero funny moments. Other than the ones are just funny because of how bad and cheesy the acting is. The character Collins is especially unlikable and has mostly only cringey interactions throughout.
Very upset and saddened I wasted time and money of this piece of trash. I'm disappointed in every one involved with making this, but more than anything I'm disappointed in me. For paying actually money for one of thr worst movies I have ever seen.
First couple minutes, when they were just introducing the influencers, actually felt like this could be something fun. But after that... boy oh boy.
The dialogues are straight-up stupid. Most of the time I couldn't even tell if there was a joke, like was I supposed to laugh? Is this supposed to be a parody?
The CGI... I swear they used some random Chinese AI to generate it and they've got the absolute awful eye hurting result and were like "Yep, perfect. Ship it!" No second tries, no shame. Just pure visual pain.
I've seen a lotta low budget action flicks, but this one takes the crown for absolute laziness.
The biggest mystery? How the hell they got Hayden, Ginny, or Grace to be part of this? All three of them are thousands of miles above this dumpster fire.
The dialogues are straight-up stupid. Most of the time I couldn't even tell if there was a joke, like was I supposed to laugh? Is this supposed to be a parody?
The CGI... I swear they used some random Chinese AI to generate it and they've got the absolute awful eye hurting result and were like "Yep, perfect. Ship it!" No second tries, no shame. Just pure visual pain.
I've seen a lotta low budget action flicks, but this one takes the crown for absolute laziness.
The biggest mystery? How the hell they got Hayden, Ginny, or Grace to be part of this? All three of them are thousands of miles above this dumpster fire.
And it pains me to say because most of the actors in this movie I have really enjoyed, and I'm sure, will enjoy, in many other projects. Even knowing actors in this industry are going through a really rough time right now, I cannot figure out how they ended up in this, at BEST, Saturday night SyFy channel, "The Asylum Presents"-level movie. (Edit: I've just learned those are the EXACT type of movies these directors have done previously so no wonder.)
The acting is fine enough. But the writing-holy hell, so many missed opportunities to have some unique kills or do something interesting with the "disease" the dogs had beyond having one...climb a rope. That's not even the worst part though. It's, you guessed it, the use of AI.
This movie has the worst special effects I've seen in 15 years or so. And it's because they decided to use what looks like the free version of an iPhone AI app to generate a good 99 percent of what the main focus of this movie is...the dogs. From the very beginning, the AI generated dogs take you out of it, killing all tension of the scene. And with that, we're already seeing how AI will help kill jobs and creativity. No visual effects artists were employed here. Some terrible prompt-created mess which was just pasted in throughout the movie. And no doubt the tech will get better in the future but think about how much energy must've been used to create the slop in this movie, then think about how much it will take when it's Marvel-level ready. It's the beginning of the end folks.
Anyway, I'm giving this two stars because it did keep me engaged, but just because I could not stop taking in how truly, truly awful it was.
The acting is fine enough. But the writing-holy hell, so many missed opportunities to have some unique kills or do something interesting with the "disease" the dogs had beyond having one...climb a rope. That's not even the worst part though. It's, you guessed it, the use of AI.
This movie has the worst special effects I've seen in 15 years or so. And it's because they decided to use what looks like the free version of an iPhone AI app to generate a good 99 percent of what the main focus of this movie is...the dogs. From the very beginning, the AI generated dogs take you out of it, killing all tension of the scene. And with that, we're already seeing how AI will help kill jobs and creativity. No visual effects artists were employed here. Some terrible prompt-created mess which was just pasted in throughout the movie. And no doubt the tech will get better in the future but think about how much energy must've been used to create the slop in this movie, then think about how much it will take when it's Marvel-level ready. It's the beginning of the end folks.
Anyway, I'm giving this two stars because it did keep me engaged, but just because I could not stop taking in how truly, truly awful it was.
It's obviously down to the individual but this _could_ fall into that camp for you. The part on the cell tower made me laugh for instance, it's _so_ terrible in both conception and implementation that I just can't believe the film makers didn't know what they were making. It _must_ be deliberate, surely ? Maybe even a satire on AI slop ?
Don't get me wrong, no one should waste their time watching this in my view but _in case_ there's more intent behind its across the board stupidity and terrible craftsmanship than may appear and because IF you watch it with friends in the altered mental state of your choice it almost certainly _will_ provide some amusement, albeit entirely _at_ rather than _with_ the movie, I give it 3 stars.
Don't get me wrong, no one should waste their time watching this in my view but _in case_ there's more intent behind its across the board stupidity and terrible craftsmanship than may appear and because IF you watch it with friends in the altered mental state of your choice it almost certainly _will_ provide some amusement, albeit entirely _at_ rather than _with_ the movie, I give it 3 stars.
What was the budget of the movie?! How many steaks, pizzas, bread, or feeding the poor, malnourished people all over the world would that help. Studios funding those craps should be simply annihilated.
As for the movie if that could be called a movie, besides some funny acting, beautiful ever young faces like Virginia Gardner and a powerfully sad Hayden Panettiere who had far better days with 'Heroes' there's nothing more to root for besides some stupid dogs and humans, there were some realistic moments, uncanny chases (for jokes of course) and even a shark!
They need to combine this with Jurassic World and make a series of it, rabid dogs, flying dragons and T-Rex what a joyful combo that would make.
As for the movie if that could be called a movie, besides some funny acting, beautiful ever young faces like Virginia Gardner and a powerfully sad Hayden Panettiere who had far better days with 'Heroes' there's nothing more to root for besides some stupid dogs and humans, there were some realistic moments, uncanny chases (for jokes of course) and even a shark!
They need to combine this with Jurassic World and make a series of it, rabid dogs, flying dragons and T-Rex what a joyful combo that would make.
- Screenplay/storyline/plots: 2
- Production value/impact: 3
- Development: 4.5
- Realism: 2
- Entertainment: 2.5
- Acting: 4
- Filming/photography/cinematography: 5
- VFX: 4.5
- Music/score/sound: 4.5
- Depth: 2
- Logic: 1
- Flow: 2.5
- Drama/horror/action/tragedy: 2
- Ending: 1.5.
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- AnecdotesGrace Caroline Currey and Virginia Gardner previously starred together in Fall (2022)
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- Durée
- 1h 39min(99 min)
- Couleur
- Rapport de forme
- 2.35 : 1
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