Asian School Girls

The title and cover art led me to believe this was going to be a fun, tongue-in-cheek Roger Corman/Tarantino-esque action flick. Perish that thought and burn it with fire.

"Asian School Girls" is literally about Asian schoolgirls...flaunting just about every Western stereotype about Asian women. That's it. It's not ironic or deliberately schlocky. This doesn't even qualify as one of those "so bad, it's good" films. The entire production has the appearance of a soft core porno that was hurriedly converted into a micro-budget revenge thriller after being rejected by HBO-Z. Which is a shame, considering had it stayed a porno, one could suspend a whole lot more disbelief. Like how four obvious porn actresses inked from head to toe could pass as 16 year-old highschool girls.

I've said enough. This is one of the most cringe-worthy, racist films I've watched in over 33 years of life. Anyone giving this garbage positive reviews is either a huge creep or friends with the director.

Aside from the most ridiculous story line Ive seen in a long, long time, with the possible exception of one, they chose "Asian School Girls" who were all well past their prime, covered in tattoos, nipple clips, and about 30 pounds overweight and not what you'd call attractive by any stretch.

Besides being filled with gratutitous sex scenes that were about as titillating as a butcher house, it was literally impossible to suspend disbelief and make yourself think these chicks were school girls unless it was at the local senior citizens center.

They could have made something out of it but chose not to. They could have had girls who were school age, kept their clothes on, and were believable.

Just flat-out ridiculous.

Here's the deal... I'm an old fart and I've been watching porn long before the Internet was a household norm and yes I watched this flick figuring it would be soft to medium porn. Now that I've admitted that, I wish to point out that I was NOT saying during the movie, "Don't just stand there, shoot the asshole(s)!" They wasted them and the fight scenes weren't as trite as they usually are... and not the typical stupid gunfire scene(s) where 'they can't hit the broad side of a barn 10 feet away.' The dialog and most scenes were somewhat credible, and the chicks were hot. I could post more but I'm telling why it was better than most B-movies, and not ruining the storyline for someone that might decide to watch it.

Looking at the ridiculously low user-rating and reading some of the reviews I can't help but to wonder what people actually expected from this movie.

Did they expect the sharp-witted dialogue of WES ANDERSON or mindbending twists of David LYNCH?

If so then that says more about them than this movie.

I know what I expected, girls that are easy on the eyes and that kicked some ass.

And guess what? My expectations came true.

I actually thought it was gonna be pretty bad or so bad it's good but it's actually half-way decent.

Yeah there are a little too long strip-scenes that probably could be cut down a little to keep the pace up the movie, but overall it was a pretty cool revenge action flick with "good enough" acting when it comes to ASYLUM standards.

And unlike many other ASYLUM movies that are incredibly monotone and repetitive this one almost constantly entertained and there was almost always something new happening.

No it's not a masterpiece but I think it served it's purpose and was well worth the watch.

I was bored

By Asian school girls

That's quite an accomplished but this movie did it